SCP: Secret Laboratory

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Youkneed Swag Nov 30, 2024 @ 9:17am
I'M GONNA CRASHOUT #14.0CRASHOUT
THERE'S NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PERFORMANCE OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CRASH THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT. YAAAY NEW BETA NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PERFORMANCE OHHHH MY GOOOOOD I NKOW THEY'RE GONNA ADD IT LATER BUT OH MY CHRIST I'M GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNAP. THE NEW STUFF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUSCKS AND MY GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUNNNING LIKE ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥. I'M GONNA CRASHOUT.

CRASHOUT MODE: INITIATED

I AM CRASHINGOUT RIGHT NOW MAN. OH MY GOD IJ UST DIED TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 049-2 BECAUSE I HIT 30000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOTS WITH THE CROSSVEC (LESS THAN 20 DAMAGE PER SHOT BTW BTW BTW) BECAUSE MY GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUTTERED AND FROZE MULTIPLE TIMES. I'M CRAAAASHIIIIINGOOOOOOUT RIHGT NOW. I CAN'T ATKE IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND THERE'S A GIANT GREEN LINE GOING THROUGH MY MONITOR AND THE GAME IS RUNNING LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR NO REAONS I'M GONNNA CRAAAAASH THE HELL OUT. GOD THE GAME IS RUNNING SO POORLY YOU'D THINK IT'D CRASHOUT ROFL OH MY GLD AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SCENE GF

CRASHOUT METER: CRASHED

I'M ACTUALLY FKING PVNISHED. GAME RUNS LIKE ♥♥♥♥ AND I HAVE NOTHING ANYMORE. OPOITMIZAITON IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRASH I'M GOING TO GO SPECTATOR IRL I CAN'T WITHSTAND THIS ANY FURTHER.
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[1st MD]Atta Nov 30, 2024 @ 8:32pm 
womp womp cry me a river
Firegate Closed Dec 1, 2024 @ 4:20am 
atleast you can run the game, everytime i open the beta it goes to black screen after the northwoods logo. and freezes everything, none of the " ways to fix it works "
Auto cone Dec 1, 2024 @ 8:02am 
I think this is most likely bait, or the person who made this is having a bad day and is throwing a fit about it.
Youkneed Swag Dec 1, 2024 @ 9:38am 
Originally posted by Auto cone:
I think this is most likely bait, or the person who made this is having a bad day and is throwing a fit about it.
Why is my anger and grief invalid? I can't feel anything anymore. I don't care anymore. Whether my heart mends or gets torn into smaller pieces doesn't matter as my fate is to eternally crashout. I'm almost at the stage where people turn to shapes and colors and from white or black, they will turn red.
kittyboi Dec 1, 2024 @ 11:19am 
r/copypasta ahh post
kittyboi Dec 1, 2024 @ 11:37am 
Originally posted by Jack Nasty:
Originally posted by Auto cone:
I think this is most likely bait, or the person who made this is having a bad day and is throwing a fit about it.
Why is my anger and grief invalid? I can't feel anything anymore. I don't care anymore. Whether my heart mends or gets torn into smaller pieces doesn't matter as my fate is to eternally crashout. I'm almost at the stage where people turn to shapes and colors and from white or black, they will turn red.
way too silly:3
Youkneed Swag Dec 1, 2024 @ 1:46pm 
Originally posted by 🤍kittyboy🤍:
Originally posted by Jack Nasty:
Why is my anger and grief invalid? I can't feel anything anymore. I don't care anymore. Whether my heart mends or gets torn into smaller pieces doesn't matter as my fate is to eternally crashout. I'm almost at the stage where people turn to shapes and colors and from white or black, they will turn red.
way too silly:3
Apparently, I am the black cat.
Auto cone Dec 1, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
Originally posted by Jack Nasty:
Originally posted by Auto cone:
I think this is most likely bait, or the person who made this is having a bad day and is throwing a fit about it.
Why is my anger and grief invalid? I can't feel anything anymore. I don't care anymore. Whether my heart mends or gets torn into smaller pieces doesn't matter as my fate is to eternally crashout. I'm almost at the stage where people turn to shapes and colors and from white or black, they will turn red.
Are you ok? do you need someone to talk to? Because these forums aren't exactly the best place to vent your feelings about 14.0 in such a nonsensical way and proceed to have a literal meltdown about said update.
Youkneed Swag Dec 1, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Auto cone:
Originally posted by Jack Nasty:
Why is my anger and grief invalid? I can't feel anything anymore. I don't care anymore. Whether my heart mends or gets torn into smaller pieces doesn't matter as my fate is to eternally crashout. I'm almost at the stage where people turn to shapes and colors and from white or black, they will turn red.
Are you ok? do you need someone to talk to? Because these forums aren't exactly the best place to vent your feelings about 14.0 in such a nonsensical way and proceed to have a literal meltdown about said update.
hahah lol nice nice. nice. you see what they ddi to the guard lol i don't even care i just don't care nothing matters to me lol just like y'know haha just a chill guy! ! i'm not having a meltdown, i'm having a crashout read the thread i'm not even being nonsensical i don't caer i literally can not care nothing ever matters not hating 14.0 nover
Youkneed Swag Dec 1, 2024 @ 3:21pm 
it's all slop yet tongues that typically lie still decided to move and vice versa
BagpipeWeasel6 Dec 3, 2024 @ 2:26pm 
Originally posted by Auto cone:
I think this is most likely bait, or the person who made this is having a bad day and is throwing a fit about it.
:steammocking:
BagpipeWeasel6 Dec 3, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
Originally posted by 🤍kittyboy🤍:
r/copypasta ahh post
Are you a femboy? And if so... are you single? My discord is unmutilated if yes. Sending much love :steamhappy:
[1st MD]Atta Dec 3, 2024 @ 7:01pm 
Originally posted by Firegate Closed:
atleast you can run the game, everytime i open the beta it goes to black screen after the northwoods logo. and freezes everything, none of the " ways to fix it works "
it takes a minute to boot up, I have a decent PC and I have to wait ab 3 minutes before I can play
Arcelay Dec 3, 2024 @ 11:52pm 
I tested the Beta on my old(ish) laptop with a 4500u (integrated graphics) and 16GB RAM, and the game performs more or less the same as it did years ago. At 720p at around 30-40 fps with some dips to 20 fps, on low/off settings but Facility Lights On.
Sex destroyer Dec 4, 2024 @ 3:24am 
Originally posted by BagpipeWeasel6:
Originally posted by 🤍kittyboy🤍:
r/copypasta ahh post
Are you a femboy? And if so... are you single? My discord is unmutilated if yes. Sending much love :steamhappy:
krilling myself tonight :OL2rec:
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Date Posted: Nov 30, 2024 @ 9:17am
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