Everyone's turning things into marketable plushies.

[RocketPillow]

The conspiracy goes deeper... everyday I find a dev team, a Youtube celebrity... selling something as a plushi, and, to be specific, a marketable plushie.

Here I have a list of marketable plushies and their origins, and although the list will eventually become bigger, and bigger, and soon the world will be living in that list, today, on the 19th of NNNovember, my current findings will be solidified in our timeline for generations to come:

An SCP-173-B plushie, from Affray Studios' SCP: Pandemic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvrOQ7C_aI&ab_channel=AffrayStudios

SCP-096 was turned into a marketable plushie. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk3Gq80wIP0&ab_channel=Northwood
(It's limited edition and ends today. I'm not hinting at something, just pointing out the fact that at least one of these plushies' species will discontinue, and life in Poland will return back to normal.)

Charborg's plush. The ugliest of them all. Don't give this to your son or he'll buy a variety of stupid games like SCP: Secret Lab and People's Playground and waste his life away.

Dani, the pimple-skinned, milk man himself, got his own plush, and it looks ten times better than himself.

Space Engineers plushie.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/244850/view/3060752450169285586

Joel Haver even got on the action. It seems the power of plushies is too hard to not be tempted easily when given the option.

This is a problem we should all be worried about.

You, your friends, your family, can all be turned into marketable plushies just like that.

Do you want to? No, only the corporate monsters above us want to, and thus we have to fight back. If we all end up becoming marketable plushies, what will be at the end for humanity?

Will we all become soft, immobile plushies, cuddly for the aliens that will one day find our abandoned planet, curious of why there are billions of marketable plushies around them?

We must fight back against our marketing overlords! We are human! Humans don't turn into marketable plushies!

[Cute Fanat]

I will not surprise Humanity will be attacked by SCP or sorta like them XD

[HECU Soldier]

the best nut redesign gets a plush? yay

[lemonsqueezer97]

Автор сообщения: HECU Soldier

the best nut redesign gets a plush? yay

I agree, that nut design is my personal favorite