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The new O5 council
Due to the absence (or termination) of the O5 council. It has been given upon to me (because screw the rest of you) to create a new O5 council.

Also note that The Ethics Committee has also been absent (or terminated) and the current head of that is Hubert.

So without further ado, here is the brand new O5 council:

O5-1: Mecha Engineer (because I founded it)

O5-2: Uncle Larry (he's the only one that can talk to SCPs)

O5-3: D-420 (he manages D-Class)

O5-4: 055 (Amnestics. I forgot the rest)

O5-5: The Volgun (manages data storage)

O5-6: The Hanged King (doesn't do much. Just hangs around)

O5-7: Eric Morecambe (improves personnel moral. Also because the rest of us said so)

O5-8: Myself (I make good toast so I monitor the food we serve. I'm also really annoying to deal with at council meetings.)

O5-9: Nut (Head of major experiments like the termination of 682)

O5-10: Nobody (Runs security)

O5-11: 184 (Runs details on sites)

O5-12: Lods of Emone (A major accountant)

O5-13: All-Death ([DATA EXPUNGED])
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Salty Mar 4, 2019 @ 12:27pm 
a reminder that you have absolutely no power and all of the lore is created on the scp archive... so... yea, as 200ms said ''nobody cares''

... im dissapointed in you to even think of this...
aub Mar 4, 2019 @ 12:46pm 
well that's too bad because I'm in the O6 council
What if 049 was a O5 member?
TheeRider Mar 4, 2019 @ 8:46pm 
Whose the administrator :codknife:
ja morant Mar 4, 2019 @ 9:05pm 
what is this ♥♥♥♥
Sir Mix-a-Lot Mar 5, 2019 @ 1:22am 
jokes on you scp is headcanon so it can be what you want

but yeah this is a bit painful to read
Johnnyboy Mar 5, 2019 @ 2:46am 
Kind reminder: disrespectful comments or harrasment is forbidden on the SteamHub.
Feel free to participate to OP's thread or ignore it.
Sir Mix-a-Lot Mar 5, 2019 @ 5:49am 
Originally posted by Tonton John:
Kind reminder: disrespectful comments or harrasment is forbidden on the SteamHub.
Feel free to participate to OP's thread or ignore it.
merciful god spares ten lives from eternal damnation
Cool,so where I can get some pizza?

~ facility guard
MECHA ENGINEER Mar 5, 2019 @ 7:52am 
Originally posted by TheeRider:
Whose the administrator :codknife:
Mekhane
MECHA ENGINEER Mar 5, 2019 @ 7:57am 
Also at least tell me why it is bad. And also use more formal english I could hardly understand what some of you are saying. Thanks
Boka Mar 6, 2019 @ 5:32am 
you mean nobody runs the security?
gug Mar 6, 2019 @ 7:33pm 
So uh, What religion do you guys follow?
Boka Mar 7, 2019 @ 8:30am 
Originally posted by Noot Jesus:
So uh, What religion do you guys follow?
Our lord and savior, Chin-Chin
MECHA ENGINEER Mar 7, 2019 @ 8:37am 
Originally posted by Noot Jesus:
So uh, What religion do you guys follow?
The church of the Elder Gods
(God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Notch and Eric and Ernie)
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Date Posted: Mar 4, 2019 @ 11:25am
Posts: 16