SCP: Secret Laboratory

SCP: Secret Laboratory

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76561198834439489 (Banned) Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:53pm
How to survive SCP-096
1- Press esc
2- Press disconect
3- Press yes
4- Join a server without SCP-096
5- conglatulations, you survived.

Or

1- Call Chuck Norris
2- SCP-096 contained sucessfully
cause of death: dematerialized by unknown cause
Last edited by Commander Dima; Aug 30, 2018 @ 3:05pm
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meep :3 Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:55pm 
step 1. throw a flashbang as he starts charging up
step 2. watch him run around in circles
step 3. ????
step 4. profit
Jxsul Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:56pm 
I find you can often hide around door ways and when he runs through just switch over to the other side of it. You've only got to make whoever is playing think that you've ran away.
etti Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
Originally posted by AK-47:
step 1. throw a flashbang as he starts charging up
step 2. watch him run around in circles
step 3. ????
step 4. profit
B-but flashbangs don't work on him...
ALT. Aug 30, 2018 @ 12:59pm 
Step 1. Hide somewhere 096 can't reach.
Step 2. Wait for his rage to end.
Step 3. Give him some pepper.
Step 4. Repeat.
Step 5. Profit.
76561198834439489 (Banned) Aug 30, 2018 @ 1:05pm 
Originally posted by Xerny✧:
Step 1. Hide somewhere 096 can't reach.
Step 2. Wait for his rage to end.
Step 3. Give him some pepper.
Step 4. Repeat.
Step 5. Profit.

You can't. He is foaking fast and he can be enraged again after 10 seconds
solo him or team with an irl smart boi
TheRandomGuy Aug 30, 2018 @ 2:54pm 
how to survive 096
Step 1 : Find 096
Step 2: Look up at the ceiling (Or down at the floor)
Step 3: Casually waltz straight past him all while he tries to get you to notice him
Step 4: Find the microHID
Step 5: Find 096 again
Step 6: Charge MicroHID
Step 7: Deep Fry 096 during his rage sequence
Step 8: Enjoy your delicious BBQ
76561198834439489 (Banned) Aug 30, 2018 @ 3:05pm 
Originally posted by TheRandomGuy:
how to survive 096
Step 1 : Find 096
Step 2: Look up at the ceiling (Or down at the floor)
Step 3: Casually waltz straight past him all while he tries to get you to notice him
Step 4: Find the microHID
Step 5: Find 096 again
Step 6: Charge MicroHID
Step 7: Deep Fry 096 during his rage sequence
Step 8: Enjoy your delicious BBQ

How to kill SCP-096?
1- Call Chuck Norris
2- SCP-096 contained sucessfully
cause of death: dematerialized by unknown cause
Last edited by Commander Dima; Aug 30, 2018 @ 4:10pm
TheRandomGuy Aug 30, 2018 @ 3:59pm 
Originally posted by VladBorsh:
Originally posted by TheRandomGuy:
how to survive 096
Step 1 : Find 096
Step 2: Look up at the ceiling (Or down at the floor)
Step 3: Casually waltz straight past him all while he tries to get you to notice him
Step 4: Find the microHID
Step 5: Find 096 again
Step 6: Charge MicroHID
Step 7: Deep Fry 096 during his rage sequence
Step 8: Enjoy your delicious BBQ

How to kill SCP-096?
1- Call Chuck Norris
2- SCP-096 contained sucessfully
cause of death: dematerialized dematerialized by unknown cause

When Chuck Norris looks at 096, Chuck gets enraged and goes on a murder spree.
FableNights Aug 30, 2018 @ 10:06pm 
Just juke him?
Konrad Sep 3, 2018 @ 2:15am 
1.- Call Apollyon John.

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