How SCP-999 was terminated (4 word story)

[Wavepoole]

Seeing as story threads are becoming a thing now, I will add my own. If I see any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like "why do you want to terminate 999" or "999 wasn't terminated" you are officially a failed story writer. I want the most creative possible termination methods, nothing is off-limits here. Go wild. If 999 does not die you have failed. NOW GO.

[SirMeepington]

hubert drank it thinking it was red bull

[generic hooman moat.gg]

it tapped too much ass and got capped

[SirSmonk]

999 is placed into a non-stick pan and cooked at 290 degrees for 2 and a half hours, left to cool in the fridge after completion for 1 hour, then subsequently thrown in the bin where he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ belongs.

[MECHA ENGINEER]

He gave SCP-106 a hug. Needless to say, Site-02's staff were furious. They demanded to O5 that SCP-106 should be terminated. O5, being the formal people they are, sent in MTF Alpha 01 to kill these staff members, as they were breaching into Site-01.

For the rest of the day, the O5s had a picnic with SCP-106.

[Kaiju]

SCP 999 dies of cardiac arrest (lol)

[MECHA ENGINEER]

Originally posted by E N E M Y:

SCP 999 dies of cardiac arrest (lol)

Probably because of all the sweets he eats.

[MECHA ENGINEER]

999 is thrown at SCP-2317, thinking it would kill it.

The truth though is that New Job isn't canon.

[Plookiedookie]

SCP-106 gets a pet putty monster which lets say doesn't do well in pocket dimensions

[sas]

so he bitten its butt because it looked crunchy

(you just edited it ffs)