does it work?

With an actual playtime of 0.0 seconds, I can't post a review, so here's one on the forums instead. You know how they tell you to make sure you still get security updates for your phone? Yeah. Maybe just like old Android phones should go the pile of electro junk in heaven, maybe it's time to retire (some) old games. Don't get me wrong, I _love_ old games, and I wanted to like this (especially at 79 Cent ...). And also I wanted to post a review about hand-made subs made from glue and charcoal-like substan...

I want to buy this game, I really do! But it's got pretty much nothing but negative reviews, and it doesn't look like it has all that much content to it either. $30 is a HUGE overkill in terms of price. It honestly should have been $10 at launch I believe. Maybe the reviews would be a little better had people not spend 30 big ones on this. $5 would be good now. But $30? Are these guys insane?...

Thank you

Do the controls still suck horribly? How can his customers contact him and tell him it needs work and content?