Warboar

[muddball]

Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ. "He went to nothing but the best schools. Was a glorious champion. ♥♥♥♥♥ all the ♥♥♥♥♥"

THE most cringe inducing bio for a pilot ever. Either you own 77 fedoras, or you were just making this bio to see if the devs would actualy put it in word for word.

[Wilhelm Klink]

What does fedora collecting have to do with awful self inserts?

[muddball]

Fedora's are shorthand for Edgelord Nice-guys. And as the bio ends with "if only someone would stay in love with him" i'm pretty sure Nice-guy applys.

[Wilhelm Klink]

Originally posted by muddball:

Fedora's are shorthand for Edgelord Nice-guys. And as the bio ends with "if only someone would stay in love with him" i'm pretty sure Nice-guy applys.

No, I mean, how does collecting fedoras not only also make you a fedora tipper, but also how does fedora tipping make you have an aful self insert character. I see plenty of people who make bad author avitars all without that.

Now I'm wondering... If you collect fedoras while being a fedora tipper, does each collected hat make you tip harder? And if so, what is the function of the increase of said tipping?

[muddball]

Whoever designed Fedoras made a terrable error. Each additional fedora adds +1 to protecting your vigrinity while losing -5 to the charm skill. There is no max cap on either, and the penalty is doubled if you lost your virginity in a pity ♥♥♥♥

[Wilhelm Klink]

Originally posted by muddball:

Whoever designed Fedoras made a terrable error. Each additional fedora adds +1 to protecting your vigrinity while losing -5 to the charm skill. There is no max cap on either, and the penalty is doubled if you lost your virginity in a pity ♥♥♥♥

60 years ago they were high fashion. But then again that was 60 years ago and people wore them with suits.

[Binary Stylus]

Are these in game stats? I'm well confused.

[Icebound]

*TIPPING INTENSIFIES*

[Dan]

Originally posted by Wilhelm Klink:

No, I mean, how does collecting fedoras not only also make you a fedora tipper, but also how does fedora tipping make you have an aful self insert character. I see plenty of people who make bad author avitars all without that.

It may be wrong of me to boil it down to stereotypes, but it's not a huge leap of the imagination to connect fedora-tipping-type to bad-fanfiction-writing-type.

[Wilhelm Klink]

Originally posted by grimdanfango:

Originally posted by Wilhelm Klink:

No, I mean, how does collecting fedoras not only also make you a fedora tipper, but also how does fedora tipping make you have an aful self insert character. I see plenty of people who make bad author avitars all without that.

It may be wrong of me to boil it down to stereotypes, but it's not a huge leap of the imagination to connect fedora-tipping-type to bad-fanfiction-writing-type.

No, the bad fanfiction writing type is the kind of person that uses tumblr regularly, probably owns an electronic art tablet, would use livejournal if it was still relevant, probably posts fanfiction onto fanfiction.net, and for bonus points, has an unnatural hair color and either has a useless art degree or is in the process of obtaining one.

[muddball]

Bio actualy ends with "If only someone would stay in love with him, but it just hurts too much"

What 12 year old has the kind of money to back a kickstarter game like this?

[Wilhelm Klink]

Originally posted by muddball:

Bio actualy ends with "If only someone would stay in love with him, but it just hurts too much"

What 12 year old has the kind of money to back a kickstarter game like this?

What? I couldn't hear you over the sound of "my chemical romance" playing.