Longstanding Solitude Gilded Coast Soft-Lock

[Daddy Didlo Dangeon]

The item turns money into XP, but you can travel to the Gilded Coast by using the Blue Portal Trader. On getting there, I realized 100 minutes into my run that I now can't leave as I'm max level.

As it turns out, I'm actually too powerful to die even by standing still to be a slapping target. Completely soft locked by a mixed dose of my own stupidity and an item that can only be removed by one of the very rare cleansing pools.