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NickySins May 16, 2019 @ 3:02pm
Bard killers
Its funny that people that kill bards keep saying its their fault they lost yet they are the ones wasting tickets by killing bards.

I don't even have to say that bards actually give you more tickets right? Cuz you know, THEY DONT DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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Wrex Hammerhead May 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
I just want bards to be lute bots. Play some music instead of the gibberish strumming.
NickySins May 16, 2019 @ 3:04pm 
Originally posted by Wrex Hammerhead:
I just want bards to be lute bots. Play some music instead of the gibberish strumming.
Most of them use lutebot, the problem is that you gotta use a program from outside the game.

So alt tab is necessary.
NickySins May 16, 2019 @ 3:05pm 
They should put the program in the game it self, where you just open a menu and choose what music you want to play.
Alkite May 16, 2019 @ 3:09pm 
Originally posted by Yashiro N.:
Its funny that people that kill bards keep saying its their fault they lost yet they are the ones wasting tickets by killing bards.

I don't even have to say that bards actually give you more tickets right? Cuz you know, THEY DONT DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
If I see you playing a lute in my match Ill cut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arm off and beat you to death with your own lute
NickySins May 16, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
Originally posted by Alkite:
Originally posted by Yashiro N.:
Its funny that people that kill bards keep saying its their fault they lost yet they are the ones wasting tickets by killing bards.

I don't even have to say that bards actually give you more tickets right? Cuz you know, THEY DONT DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
If I see you playing a lute in my match Ill cut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arm off and beat you to death with your own lute
If i see you fighting some one i will enter in the fight and kill you with my lute and decapitate you with your own weapon
TheBlazingPotato May 16, 2019 @ 3:37pm 
Meanwhile you have 2 types of bards, the kind that carry med packs and stand on point, and the kind that sit back by the ballista/catapults wasting a player slot. I personally advocate killing the latter even if they are on your team as they are a literal detriment to your team. Most of the time they don't even defend themselves against enemies.
Ceruli May 16, 2019 @ 4:02pm 
Tear them asunder!
meraco May 16, 2019 @ 4:07pm 
Don't let them fool you.. bards are spies that use discord to let their team know where you are...

Keeeel them all !!!!
Last edited by meraco; May 16, 2019 @ 4:08pm
Aspaz May 16, 2019 @ 4:58pm 
>Playing bard as sick medic-carpenter supporter
>3rd in the board score
>Playing lutebod for 3 seconds on a kill
>A teammate tries to kill me
>An ally ballista kills the ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Karma
Last edited by Aspaz; May 16, 2019 @ 5:01pm
Botji May 16, 2019 @ 5:09pm 
Originally posted by Sir Aspaz of Zapsa:
>Playing bard as sick medic-carpenter supporter
>3rd in the board score
>Playing lutebod for 3 seconds on a kill
>A teammate tries to kill me
>An ally ballista kills the ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Karma

Tbh it was probably just bad aim, the ballista got the wrong guy.
BACCALA May 16, 2019 @ 5:12pm 
Originally posted by Botji:
Originally posted by Sir Aspaz of Zapsa:
>Playing bard as sick medic-carpenter supporter
>3rd in the board score
>Playing lutebod for 3 seconds on a kill
>A teammate tries to kill me
>An ally ballista kills the ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>Karma

Tbh it was probably just bad aim, the ballista got the wrong guy.
twas a shot blessed by sigmar himself
Mosey May 16, 2019 @ 5:13pm 
Originally posted by TheBlazingPotato:
Meanwhile you have 2 types of bards, the kind that carry med packs and stand on point, and the kind that sit back by the ballista/catapults wasting a player slot. I personally advocate killing the latter even if they are on your team as they are a literal detriment to your team. Most of the time they don't even defend themselves against enemies.


^ Pretty much this. Most people don't really give a damn as long as you're actually doing -something- instead of just being idiotic.

Some people take it way too far by TK'ing in my opinion though. I'll stab a bard, don't get me wrong, but I won't -kill- him on purpose. And I only stab them if they're the second type of bard.
BACCALA May 16, 2019 @ 5:16pm 
Playing frontlines is a massive waste of time anyway. A fun waste of time, but it's entirely pointless if you're looking for some sort of competition. It's too much of a clusterfrick for it to be competitive, people are getting ganked all the time, you get no gold from it I honestly don't get why some people take frontlines so seriously winning means literally nothing.
Botji May 16, 2019 @ 5:23pm 
Originally posted by FAMILY VIOLENCE MAN:
Playing frontlines is a massive waste of time anyway. A fun waste of time, but it's entirely pointless if you're looking for some sort of competition. It's too much of a clusterfrick for it to be competitive, people are getting ganked all the time, you get no gold from it I honestly don't get why some people take frontlines so seriously winning means literally nothing.

The same could be said about anything that you dont do for a living or profit.

Hobby sport? why even bother to win when you dont get anything for it?
Seems like a weird way of thinking.
BACCALA May 16, 2019 @ 7:10pm 
Originally posted by Botji:
Originally posted by FAMILY VIOLENCE MAN:
Playing frontlines is a massive waste of time anyway. A fun waste of time, but it's entirely pointless if you're looking for some sort of competition. It's too much of a clusterfrick for it to be competitive, people are getting ganked all the time, you get no gold from it I honestly don't get why some people take frontlines so seriously winning means literally nothing.

The same could be said about anything that you dont do for a living or profit.

Hobby sport? why even bother to win when you dont get anything for it?
Seems like a weird way of thinking.
You can say any hobby or sport is a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ where individual effort is more or less a pebble in the scree?
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