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What are your favorite insults?
"Your defense has more holes in it than my mothers swiss cheese."

What's the best insult?
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Window Licker... that's the best insult for me
ARealTuffCookie May 15, 2019 @ 4:00pm 
i don't think i've ever heard that one yet
Admiral Obvious May 15, 2019 @ 4:02pm 
"Thats Their Army? All I See Are A Bunch Of Sexually Frustrated Farmers."

Breaks the fourth wall so hard...
sparrowbird611 May 15, 2019 @ 4:08pm 
"YOUR SKULL, IS AS SOFT AS YOUR BELLY"
Mosey May 15, 2019 @ 4:11pm 
"How's your wife? I haven't seen her since...oh I don't know...LAST NIGHT!"

Follow up with a hearty laugh.
Anon May 15, 2019 @ 4:16pm 
They are all very lame compared to the ones chivalry had.
ARealTuffCookie May 15, 2019 @ 4:52pm 
well the voice acting and lame statements sometimes are so bad that they made me laugh.
Surfaced May 15, 2019 @ 5:54pm 
But the comedy is your defiance!
KingDaddy May 15, 2019 @ 5:55pm 
Your efforts are as feeble as your manhood.
Vvv May 25, 2021 @ 7:23am 
"You sir, smell like something that was ejected from the backside of a diarrhetic horse!"
BALLGUM May 25, 2021 @ 7:45am 
“You little ♥♥♥♥!”
c0m3r May 25, 2021 @ 8:50am 
,,I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur mom, you try harding bastard sword ♥♥♥♥♥♥" I just love when kids get mad
Langrel May 25, 2021 @ 9:02am 
"Unkempt, unclean, and unworthy of existing!"
Langrel May 25, 2021 @ 9:05am 
Originally posted by Anon:
They are all very lame compared to the ones chivalry had.
I think we are just nostalgic for chiv ones, the ones in Mordhau aren't bad at all, they are just not Chiv voices. I think Chiv 2 will have an option with multiple voices for your character, the final one you unlock is the classic chiv voice. There is a reason to play it alone.
Last edited by Langrel; May 25, 2021 @ 9:06am
Kirb May 25, 2021 @ 9:08am 
"ART THOU MAD, BROTHER?"
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Date Posted: May 15, 2019 @ 2:39pm
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