Bard Song Requests

[♪Bardlord Lutemaster]

I have seen much hate for the lute bois around here, and think I have REALLY discovered the TRUE source of this conflict - all these other lute players are really, really BAD.

Just like any other weapon in the Mordhau arsenal, just because you can equip it does not make you equally as skilled at wielding it. The same is absolutely true for the Lute - even if you have LuteBot! LuteBot does not automatically make you a great lute player either, and is another tool you must learn to wield with skill and discipline in order to become a true lute master.

The fact that there is such a level of nuance and attention to detail for a musical instrument in this game in the first place is obviously something the developers meant for the players to discover and enjoy. Players should stop trying to tell others the "right" way to play, everyone can enjoy the game in their own way without resorting to strong language, team killing, and vote kicking.

As obviously the undisputed greatest lute player in all the realms, I have taken the mantle upon myself to enlighten the community over the mighty power the lute most certainly possesses by opening my services to take song requests, and educate other young aspiring lute players with my shining example.

I already cover various works by Metallica and Slayer. I can whip out some Queen or Van Halen. I have a little something special from Satyricon in my arsenal. I can even take a crack at Freebird, or Duel of the Fates. Don't ask me to play Pirates of the Caribbean though, you've already heard every other noob lute player try that one already so I won't bore you with it.

What song would you like to hear a lute player play right, and would inspire you into battle? Leave a reply and challenge me to cover your favorite song! Think you are a better bard than I? Come find me on the battlefield with your lute armed and we'll see about that! Are you an aspiring bard and willing to submit to the rigorous training of the Lutemaster? Add me as a friend!

[♪Bardlord Lutemaster]

Originally posted by Ohm:

The Bard's Guild could be compared to waking up to dog poop on your expensive Persian rug. Instead of cleaning it up you just cover it with a layer of talcum powder.

Ohm is secretly a bard spy, he replies to lute related threads with seemingly nonsensical possibly toxic posts but it is really just to keep all bard related discussions fresh and at the top of the boards where they belong. Thanks again Ohm!

[Niall]

Originally posted by ♪Bardlord Lutemaster:

Originally posted by Ohm:

The Bard's Guild could be compared to waking up to dog poop on your expensive Persian rug. Instead of cleaning it up you just cover it with a layer of talcum powder.

Ohm is secretly a bard spy, he replies to lute related threads with seemingly nonsensical possibly toxic posts but it is really just to keep all bard related discussions fresh and at the top of the boards where they belong. Thanks again Ohm!

Nope, I just enjoy mocking useless players that work against their own team for the enemy. Dress it up with all the fluff you like. If someone breathes on you that fluff falls away, quickly.

[flick]

There are bards, and there are guys with lutes. I like bards. I don't like guys with lutes.

[Grimoirian]

Originally posted by ♪Odysseus:

I almost forgot, I hereby appoint you, ♪Bardlord Lutemaster, as my hand for the remainder of my term.

Unwarranted Self Importance intensifies. You aren't Jason Becker so no-one cares. Nice name, nice try, don't let the door hit you on the way to band practice.

[Niall]

The number of Bard's is shocking. This plague must be stopped.

[Warm Fuzzies™]

Not gonna browse 5 pages...but if it hasnt been done yet;

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames.

[Deaths]

Is this a possibility? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IclejZlWY4I

[Fingeris]

How comes there's no Apocalyptica

If it won't sound even half as good then there's no use in Lute:

https://youtu.be/m9xqO9kKqyk

[Falke ✪]

can you be so bad to give up on fighting and hating in chat that you start to play guitarhero in a beat em up game with a fckn hotkey bot that doesnt even takes skill to execute ? for real ?

[♪Bardlord Lutemaster]

Originally posted by Warm Fuzzies™:

Not gonna browse 5 pages...but if it hasnt been done yet;

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames.

https://youtu.be/XJYpa-NO02g

[♪Bardlord Lutemaster]

Originally posted by Ohm:

The number of Bard's is shocking. This plague must be stopped.

123 members in our Steam Group and counting! 124 if we count you as our secret Bard spy Ohm but shhhh I won't tell anyone. ;-)

[Warm Fuzzies™]

Originally posted by ♪Bardlord Lutemaster:

Originally posted by Warm Fuzzies™:

Not gonna browse 5 pages...but if it hasnt been done yet;

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames.

https://youtu.be/XJYpa-NO02g

You sir are a legend lol

[Wrong Number]

Bandit bar from Stalker, i'd like to cheeky breeky on point with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA

[KriegEternal]

So i've yet to run across any thing i find remotely enjoyable in terms of bard music. As of yet so i'd like to submit some songs i enjoy and i know alot of others have enjoyed at one time. They may not be easy to add but here we go its a long list boys. HOLD ON TIGHT
HERETIC BLOOD BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2PxgwDwIo

NIGHTMARE BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bGzWyHbu0

BEAST AND THE HARLOT BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klc8NPjGBiA

ANY MEANS NECESSARY BY HAMMERFALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKu0do-Y9sE

LAST MAN STANDING BY HAMMERFALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmsRYfqGi_Q

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR BY DROWNING POOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZ9djZa180

MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT BY FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45ceOTtWAE

GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER BY PAPA ROACH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqWpKATpZg4

IM NOT READY TO DIE BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKP9RwoTWwE

ANOTHER WAY TO DIE BY DISTURBED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzuQonwQFIc

DROPPIN' PLATES BY DISTURBED (GOOD FOR BARDS IF YOU KNOW THE LYRICS.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpL2sWLwEtU

VENGEFUL ONE BY DISTURBED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um1hh6QsWsU

Now for the meme songs for those of us old enough to even remember this ♥♥♥♥.
SAFETY TORCH BY TOBUSCUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxzaVMhw8k

TINY MINOTAUR BY TOBUSCUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVTfszppJl8

I CAN SWING MY SWORD BY TOBUSCUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN7dYDYfvVg (This is hilariously relevant to mordhau...)

VIRAL SONG BY TOBUSCUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKFbUxYJys

Congratulations if you know any of those hilarious songs.

[Piderman]

I know thius is kinda random, but i want dual wield Lutes!
Double the fame, double the hate.