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Real Conservative Party Official Sep 24, 2019 @ 11:10pm
What is up with seymour's face?
Has anyone else seen it ,and what is wrong with him.
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Gnomer Sep 25, 2019 @ 6:03am 
Don't be a bully
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Nijo Sep 25, 2019 @ 6:21am 
You can’t beat him in a sword fight so you resort to insulting his appearance?smh
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Real Conservative Party Official Sep 25, 2019 @ 7:34am 
Originally posted by Nijo:
You can’t beat him in a sword fight so you resort to insulting his appearance?smh
Hey, give me a pole arm and that'l even the odds, but his eyes are on his cheekbones, and his lower jaw is trying to escape
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flick Sep 25, 2019 @ 3:18pm 
Originally posted by Sesquipidalien:
Has anyone else seen it ,and what is wrong with him.
You know how when children pull faces, and their parents tell them that if the wind changes it'll stick like that? Well, Seymour was an orphan, and didn't have any parents to tell him this important information. One day he was gurning at some peasants, and then the wind changed. His face is now stuck like that. True story.
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Free Hugz Sep 25, 2019 @ 6:09pm 
How DARE you insult our Lord! You're lucky Seymour is merciful enough to not smite you where you stand.
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Real Conservative Party Official Oct 1, 2019 @ 11:26pm 
Originally posted by flick:
Originally posted by Sesquipidalien:
Has anyone else seen it ,and what is wrong with him.
You know how when children pull faces, and their parents tell them that if the wind changes it'll stick like that? Well, Seymour was an orphan, and didn't have any parents to tell him this important information. One day he was gurning at some peasants, and then the wind changed. His face is now stuck like that. True story.
He must have some talent to shrink his eyes and place them on his cheeks
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flick Oct 2, 2019 @ 6:19am 
Originally posted by Sesquipidalien:
Originally posted by flick:
You know how when children pull faces, and their parents tell them that if the wind changes it'll stick like that? Well, Seymour was an orphan, and didn't have any parents to tell him this important information. One day he was gurning at some peasants, and then the wind changed. His face is now stuck like that. True story.
He must have some talent to shrink his eyes and place them on his cheeks
Anything is possible once you take your teeth out.
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Date Posted: Sep 24, 2019 @ 11:10pm
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