This. Statement. Is. FALSE.

[Taima]

What is your favorite quote or lines from the game?

[{kTp}Dr.Thraxx]

true

[Taima]

It's a paradox! There is no answer!

[Lamarr]

"Well this is the part where he kills us..." CHAPTER 9: The Part Where He Kills You

[Kai]

Okie dokie here is my favorite line(s) from Wheatley if you come back after the [This Is The Part Where He Kills Us]:

"Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me?"
"Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit."
"You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy."
"Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator"
"And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you"
"And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there!"
"Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?"
(And if you jump):
"Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work."

[Dong Kong]

The turrets all shorted out, indicating that they are smarter than Wheatley, lol

[Frabknando]

Probably the quote about the Lemonades.

[Nerö]

Арыррыа

[Shu]

Короч джигурду всем посоны

[roobs.]

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS WHICH WILL BURN URE HOUSE DOWN!

[mull]

I'm a potato! >:(

[unclebuddy1]

I love all the humor of Portal 2! HA HA HA!

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the extra funnel trap lines in chapter 9 :
"FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy."
and:
"Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards."
:D:D:D
also, i like these lines, that make the game realistic:
"...Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--"
or:
"Test subject, I've been told that your mother-- Mmm. Well that's just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this." :D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HeXxMGJvM
i like the unused lines too. aspecially "fat eyes" and "making humans" in this video and this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVTRDj_c3wc

[| \_/ ()]

and i even started to use this one when i'm expecting something and it doesn't work out:
"Aaaaaaaaand - nothing!"

[| \_/ ()]

but the biggest meme in portal 2 is realy the combustible lemon