Wheatley's Statements

[A Bicycle With No Chain]

Tell me your favorite statement from Wheatley. I'll begin: Oh you look horrible (when she first wakes up, and this is only funny because the character design changed so little between the 2 games)

[Bi Bi Sadako]

"Y'know, I would tell you if I were dead, somthing somthing, Matk of a civil society, so just, let me know!"

[76561198093503445]

Just say "apple"

[76561198093503445]

Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing."
"On three. Ready? One... Two..."
"THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--"
"Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?"
"ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme"
"OW..."
"I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter]"

[Star]

"If anyone asks, last time you saw anyone everybody looked pretty munch alive."

[A Bicycle With No Chain]

Originally posted by ThePlagued:

"This is the part where i kill you"

come on, thats almost a spoiler right there

[Skairul]

"And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"

[bermuda]

"Say APPLE."
[Chell Jumps]
"Okay you just jumped. Let's try again."
"Say AAAA-PPP-LLL-EEE, APPLE]
[Chell Jumps Again]
"Okay that's good enough"

[bermuda]

Okay i'm gonna lay another thing on ya. They told me to NEVER EVER turn on my "Management Light" or I would DIE. Okay let's see. I'm gonna turn on my light, and if I die, just keep on going, Okay? Got it? Good.
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GAAH! Oh, Oh Okay I'm alive.
Seriously? First they tell me to never disengage myself or I would die, and now THIS?!