Favorite quotes

[Big D]

I know, I know, I’ve seen discussions similar to this as well, but what is everyone’s favorite Portal 1 or 2 quote? Personally, I like Cave Johnson’s short speech on lemons. Especially, “IM THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!”

[darkdisciple1313]

I like most of Cave Johnson's quotes (and am I the only one who sometimes wishes J.K. Simmons would make a Cave Johnson reference on his Farmer's Insurance commercials? "If your urine is magenta, this is perfectly normal...unless you were not part of the test group, in which case see a doctor immediately, but only if covered with Farmer's...we cover just about everything because we've seen just about everything!" "We are Farmer's, bump-ba-dump-bump, bump-bump-bump!"), but a couple of faves:

"*snip*...We've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts."

"You've most likely used one of the products we've invented, but that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt..."

[tjse]

I like glados's quote - "Look, we both said a lot things were going to regret. But I think we can put our diffrences behind us. For Science. You monster."

[darkdisciple1313]

Wheatley: "And whose fault do you think it's gonna be when management comes down here and finds ten thousand flippin' VEGETABLES!?"

"Also are you alive? That's important, should've asked that first."

"I'm speaking in an accent that's beyond her ranges of hearing." (used that a time or two meself)

[Big D]

Originally posted by darkdisciple1313:

I like most of Cave Johnson's quotes (and am I the only one who sometimes wishes J.K. Simmons would make a Cave Johnson reference on his Farmer's Insurance commercials? "If your urine is magenta, this is perfectly normal...unless you were not part of the test group, in which case see a doctor immediately, but only if covered with Farmer's...we cover just about everything because we've seen just about everything!" "We are Farmer's, bump-ba-dump-bump, bump-bump-bump!"), but a couple of faves:

"*snip*...We've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Mantis Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts."

"You've most likely used one of the products we've invented, but that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt..."

lol, JK Simmons is amazing, isn’t he? Maybe he could’ve made a reference in his role voice acting as Ford in Gravity Falls as well. Or a reference to Spiderman seeing as he played J. Jonah Jameson in the original movies.

[=-[Telepurte Nila]=-™]

i love carolines

[Toro2006]

My fav quote is :
when in the first propulsion gel test GLaDOS says : Yes sir mister johnson ! What the hell is going on *bzshzszshshsh*

[darkdisciple1313]

Cave again:

"Carolyn, what do these people buy nowadays? Ratty hats? Beard dirt?"

"You also get to spend 20 minutes in our waiting area, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park bench we found you sleeping on."

"That's Carolyn, isn't she a peach? Sorry, fellas, she's married...to science!"

"I can't tell you what's gonna happen, 'cause we're just throwing science against the wall and see what sticks."

"Just to let you know that after this next test, if you have to use the bathroom, whatever comes out of you will probably be cold...ice cold, but that's perfectly normal."

Whoever wrote the script for Portal 2 had to be just a wee bit out of his/her/their mind/minds.

[Carrier Crow]

Yesss I just got past that speech and that was hilarious. Don't spoil anything for me!!!

[darkdisciple1313]

Originally posted by Katniss96:

Yesss I just got past that speech and that was hilarious. Don't spoil anything for me!!!

You kind of have to play the game through a couple times (at least) to catch everything, since so many of the characters talk wicked fast, even if you have subtitles enabled. Not all the dialogue is gold, but most is worth a mild chuckle at the least.

[Its not a phase, mom]

"Do you know the biggest lesson I learnt from what you did? We're a lot alike, you and I... You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I- oh, no, wait, I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well... Food for thought."
I'll never forget this quote, it's just the best.