Aperture Fixtures

[ana spelunky (menace)]

Cave Johnson here! Every time I look at our shower curtain production machine I am reminded of my father, now, he wasn't a shower curtain producer. Just a simple farmer, a professor of farming at the local farm collage, never farmed a day in his life!

But, his theories on farming are the back-bone of this factory! Do it from scratch. Spare no expense! And NEVER cut corners, well, that's a curtain corner-trimming machine, we obviously cut them there - Point is, we've allways done things the way my father did! And his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him! And we're almost bankrupt. So: Time for a cheaper approach!

Allow me to introduce: Aperture Science Innovators! Infinite ideas with an infinite number of purchases! No more shower curtains, no sir! We will now be testing humans against their wil- *Shorts out*

[JustDacia 🌧]

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