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Mobiusx2 Nov 18, 2017 @ 8:02pm
Caroline...*Spoilers*
FFS Whoever wrote BJs lame dialog about Caroline and the angel stuff needs to be fired immediately. The most trite crap in the whole game.
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Syntax Error Nov 18, 2017 @ 9:22pm 
This is not wrong. I'd rather listen to five solid hours of Grace's Black Power Hour talk than five minutes of BJ's tortured inner-Batman monologue.
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BSM Nov 18, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
But how would the player know that BJ needs Carolines "wangs?!"
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john penis Nov 18, 2017 @ 11:19pm 
its a video game
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DeadSlash Nov 18, 2017 @ 11:43pm 
Originally posted by lil discourse:
its a video game
So it can't be bad?
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DogMeat Nov 19, 2017 @ 1:57am 
Originally posted by lil discourse:
its a video game
Well, half of it. The other half is a movie.
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Alex_x86 Nov 19, 2017 @ 7:37am 
Originally posted by Mobiusx2:
FFS Whoever wrote BJs lame dialog about Caroline and the angel stuff needs to be fired immediately. The most trite crap in the whole game.
Plus half of the other dialogs.
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Tycho Nov 19, 2017 @ 10:55am 
No. Whoever wrote Super Spesh needs to be fired.

Le epic ten year old ancient alien maymames and "GUYS! There's a TOILET ON A SUB!"
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Abyssrocker Nov 19, 2017 @ 12:28pm 
Originally posted by BSM:
But how would the player know that BJ needs Carolines "wangs?!"
Little did anyone know that all they had to do to fix BJ's broken innards was... To cook him up some of Caroline's Famous Wings & Hit Sauce! Coming to a B-dubs near you!

But seriously, I couldn't stand the morose monologging either, but the wings part took it over the top. What made it worse was I played The New Order a long time ago, so I didn't (and still honestly don't) remember who in the hell Caroline was, so... I don't give a damn?

I mentioned this in another thread, but I almost wish they just fast-tracked the capture to *that* part in the game and figure out how to get BJ out of his depression funk in the first few missions so we could play with 100 hit points.

The two cool things they completely missed out on:
1. Imagine if that courthouse moment was *real* and you really did break those chains like in Doom! We have a cat's head surgically attached to a spider monkey; I'm sure we could get an explanation for his sudden recovery and momentary super strength.

2. Fighting to recover Caroline's suit. That would have given us a reason to track down the Ausmerzer, and then we could have power armor + healed Blasko.
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