Okay, I'll make this simple:
- Enemies are invulnerable when you shoot at them if an enemy is behind them.
- If you pick up a gun, it permanently replaced a gun (the other gun vanishes).
- If you click "new game" it permanently resets all your data (including settings).
- If you close the game, your settings reset.
- Level 15 has no key, so you cannot complete the game.
- enemy attacks are cheap, they instantly hit you as you open a door (the only form of difficulty)
- the difficulty doesn't increase steadily, it has spikes of easy, hard, easy, hard, REALLY HARD, etc.
- If you put the sound to 0, the sound is cut off and sometimes when the sound does come through it EAR RAPES you.
- Ammo and Health and Level design are BLAND, RANDOM and add nothing to the game.
- There are only two areas and two types of enemies and only one boss which is spammed randomly in random amounts in random rooms.
- The dubstep in the trailer doesn't even appear in the game.
- the sound is so repetitive I had to turn the sound off and listen to music just so I'd keep my cool.

1/10 This game is actual trash.

For obvious reason I never review games like these, but I think that this one is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that deserves a negative review.
Basically you have fixed controls and you can't remap them. You have WASD to move, shift to run, space to shoot, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movement keys to turn the camera around.
Yeah, no mouse or whatsoever, you move with WASD and turn the camera with the directional keys, if this was free I'd recommend you to download it just to sense how do you feel with these controls.
Apart from that, the graphics are Commodore64-like, '80s, basically walls and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yellow corns, that means, yellow balls that crash into you and you have to shoot them.
Everything is so poorly designed and programmed that it's really funny xD
Like, everything's random, difficulty, enemy quantity, Idk, seems like that the developer took five minutes to make this.
Everything, boss included, is continuously repeated throughout the "game".
When you change weapon, your old weapon is forever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the Corn universe.
It's so bugged really and so crappy that in the end it becomes funny.

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EDIT: This game got deleted lmao

Okay, I'll be direct ... this game is bad! It's not the worst of Steam or an injurious atrocity ... but still it's pretty messy!
It's one of those mysterious games, where it was simply made to foul the name of Steam Greenlight, there is almost no video or record about that game around and its creator is unknown (probably the Ku Klux Klan or the Illuminati).
The game is ugly, has few enemies, few guns, the boss sucks (yes, from what I saw there is only one .. that repeats itself in the phases) and Level desing is bad!
Besides being very repetitive ..
And a bit scary ... I think what goes on in the head of the guy who created something like this game .. what psychopath would create it? It looks like the LSD Dream Simulator guy lowered his mind on that guy and created a '' sequel '' ... serious ...
Oh, and the cards in that game suck, they're ugly, and it looks like the guys in are making a Nazi salute to the hell of the shi* forgotten Steam games (all led by Miner Ultra Adventure and his right arm ... Bat Rats)
And the badge is a poop too, no name it has (it's called Badge 1) besides being very generic ... AND THE WALLPAPER OF THAT GAME IS SCARY! REALLY!
At least the emoji is funny .... (it seems that the guy took a random PNG of Google and drawed a face on it..is funny ... and strange)
Besides the fact that the only thing keeping me in this game is to see the end, I want to see what kind of thing it's going to have (it's probably a bad idea)
In short ... this game will give me nightmares for a long time, not for being the worst ... but for being especially '' bad '' in its own way !!!
This game goes directly to my list of '' junk game ''

I wanna give this game a thumbs up, but i can't. it looks ok from the start but there is just to little variation. there are few different enemy types , and barely any level differences. most of the levels are a wall texture and a floor texture and nothing else. if it was any more expensive i would hit thumbs down instantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsWuvRR9i5U&feature=youtu.be

This is more like a neutral review, but steam doesn't allow this so I am nice and give a thumbs up. it's also pretty cheap.

The first thing you will notice in the game is that you can't use your mouse to look around, you have to use the arrow keys. Yes, this sucks, but after some time you don't even notice. The game itself is fun. Just two things: the game has 20 levels, level 15 is bugged, you can't complete it. But you can complete all the other levels. (Even levels 17-20) I found most of them ok or even good, but two levels are just a huge maze and it takes a lot of time and luck to find the key and the exit.

Co-Co Corn Mafia is a game which looks as though it's from the 1980s.
You travel through a series of passages in a maze structure, where you can pick up ammo and health packs, whilst fighting some aggressive kernels of corn.

The artwork is very minimalistic, which is fine for what it is.
However, the controls are atrocious.
You use WASD to move, arrow keys to turn left and right, and your space bar to shoot. It's a rather awkward set-up.
And you can't use your mouse at all!!!

Blimey, even most of the revamped retro games enable the use of a computer mouse.
How bad is this game, that mouse usage hasn't been included?

Also, from what I've read in the Steam discusions about this game, the achievements appear to be somewhat broken (you can get some, but not all of them).

If you could use a mouse in the game, it could be graded as a 5.5/10 for a bit of retro amusement.
However, without decent controls, I'd give it about a 3.5/10.

The game is nothing special; it's just a rehash of various other old games, which makes it rather corny (pun intended).

If the controls were fixed, I'd say give Co-Co Corn Mafia a try for a short bit of amusement (if you're bored).
But, in its present state, I highly suggest that you give this one a miss.

This game isn't even worth getting as a joke. Meaby it could be a good gift for someone you hate. 1/10

9/10 THIS IS LIKE OLD DOOM NEED MINI MAP !

where is the key in level 15?