Honest Review!!

[GuRu Asaki]

I No Longer Do Game Reviews, From Now On, My Reviews Are In Forums...

Sooo there are some things I love about BioMutant... There is some pretty cool Gear,
& Weapons with this Game, right? It's a nice big Open World Game...

[Edit]"I Forgot To ADD: The Enemies & Bosses Are Frikken Amazing In This Game,
I Love How Crazy They Are By Design, & How Amazing They Look Visually"[/edit]

However, Story is mediocre at best, Costumes are crummy by design,
& the only good portion of the Game is the Area of the Map where you visit
this Bio Chemical Sector in the Game... Strangely enough this is the one thing
done right, as it's called BioMutant, maybe it's just a coincidence, I dunno...

But Voice Acting among many other things are done sooo very poorly...
The whole Narrator thing? I don't understand where anyone got this from
that 30 hours in allows you to Disable this? Because, I tried, & haven't had any
luck even after 30 hours of Play... However, I did notice that Garbled Mess becomes
completely Understood Languages after 30 Hours? Sooooo, what? Is that what
people meant by this? Or am I missing something here...

Anyways, despite what I like about this Game, I have to actually suggest
that people absolutely in no way go out of their way to buy this Game...

Just do not buy it, stay away, & before purchasing, I was warned that this Game
will not do Refunds, so again... Don't even bother risking your bank on it...

There are deffinately good things about it, & I can justify the Playtime over it,
but there is no way I will play this a 2nd time through... I'll at least finish it 1 time
around... Ya, this Game is 0 to nothing like the Trailers at all...

Just don't buy it, your basically being lied to by the Trailers for this Game...

[Ballsaque]

I was afraid this was going to be another post where a fanbie desperately tries to defend this mediocre game. Happy to see I was wrong, and it is indeed a HONEST review.

Agree with most of your points, the good and the bad. Especially on the "don't buy it". If you really want it, wait until the game is patched so most of the bad stuff is gone (if ever), and get it on sale (20/30 bucks seems fair).

[UncivilS3rvant]

Personally I think it's fine...

[Karathkasun]

It FEELS like something from the PS2 era. Kinda like Shadow of the Colossus.

Great visuals, next to no real game-play. It has the skeleton of great gameplay, but a lot of it seems unfinished.

I can't recommend paying $60 for it. $30 is about where I would say it is a decent buy, IMHO of course.

[augieg]

I'm not sure what you mean when you say the game will not do refunds. Is there a problem with this game and the steam refund process?

[TamanduaGirl]

Originally posted by GuRu Asaki:

I No Longer Do Game Reviews, From Now On, My Reviews Are In Forums...

Were you banned from doing reviews? Otherwise I do not see the logic in posting a review in a forum where people are likely to already have the game over posting a review in reviews where people are only likely reading if they are trying to decide if they want it.

[KriKitBoNeZ]

Originally posted by hyzenthlay.foresight:

Originally posted by GuRu Asaki:

I No Longer Do Game Reviews, From Now On, My Reviews Are In Forums...

Were you banned from doing reviews? Otherwise I do not see the logic in posting a review in a forum where people are likely to already have the game over posting a review in reviews where people are only likely reading if they are trying to decide if they want it.

It's commonly referred to as 'attention seeking.'