>slip and fall and accidentally help with a game called The Binding of Isaac >it gets a remake without your involvement >the remake is a smash hit cash cow >become a multi millionaire >no friends or fans despite this money >dump tens of thousands of dollars into animators and editors for a youtube channel >videos get no views because of a lack of charisma, intelligence, or basic world understanding >slip and fall and accidentally end up on a funnier youtuber's podcast >suddenly have access to very loyal a...

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