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infinity device Ultra -V Geo fringe incubators, to grow food to prevent conflicts in sensitive regions.
Stationary
Aerial
Axial
Flux
3Dprinted
Disks
Fractional Gen and motor
Turbine
Vacuum looping and re-severe tank
Tx2
Worm gear x2 offset division driven
Micro drill bits
Lathe
Pipe to make full compression seals with oil ports and oil ported bearings for the driveshaft
Quartz coils
Mineral oil
Laser sensors
Micro
Amps
Micro tubes
Micro pins for core offset
Digital programming voltage regulator
VAC compliant Wproof control box
Adjustable inline Valves and spring loaded push rod valves
Variable sizes of permanent earth magnets N/S
Pillow bearing blocks
Copper Micro foil
Epoxy
Micro powder
Tin
Beryllium
Copper
Silver
Graphite
Au micro foil
Powder Glass
Flux
Electrifying stimulated results after removed from a compression mold.
Ice refractory chamber to freeze water at night.
Three disk high speed electrical generation.
Outer contact plates, inverter, amp, voltage regulator for gear mechanism.
Segmented Vac case.

TurbineAAFGEN(Full compression seals/Oil ports/Micro pin roller bearing on ring seal cast or machined)
Core disc's loop energy generation from contact plates to power cores in
alignment to outer stationary aerial axial flux disks for vacuum loop infinity electrical generation
outer case drive shaft for spiral gears constant rotation variable/frequency vs PSI control/voltage.
(Votex looping) ports,Sprial gear rings outer disks of turbine center mount.

Over 1500 watts theoretically from an infinity device built based computer engineering, inversion power looping of ratio resistances.

The more components of case alignments of components to meet a theoretical variable, when testing a prototype at scale.

Vacuum cooling
Core
Segmented
Case
Of
Thermally
Conductive
SAAFGD
components(cores)
full compression seal
oil ported
micro
pin
radial
bearing
inset
casting
or
machined
bearing
compression
seal
molds
Floating turbine
seals

better story than twilight.

Coffee Crisis is a beat 'em up that lacks lots of basics, however it redeems itself with some cool style of old, unfortunately that is not enough...


It is a silly plot, aliens invade earth to take the best music ever created, Metal and also our coffee. It's up to two baristas to get rid of the menace through an inhuman amount of coffee ingestion.


It's a simple beat 'em up, though it offers some new ideas to spice up the gameplay, by adding some modifiers that at certain points alter the style of the game by making enemies more powerful or by giving the screen this sensation of an old TV set, among others. The variety of enemies is good, all of them have different attacks, from range to melee attacks, we also have passwords every time we beat a stage so we continue playing later, this makes the game a bit more tolerable. The problem is Coffee Crisis forgets about the basics of pretty much every good beat 'em up.


The devs clearly love death metal, because the soundtrack is pretty much metal riff after metal riff, which is great, the whole game breaths metal, from the baristas, to the whole atmosphere of concerts, music and metalheads, however most of the time the metal music makes it difficult to listen to the rest of the audio sounds, just tweak the sound options and you are all set.


The game offers a classic style from the time of NES and SNES, it looks great, old school all over. No more no less.


It doesn't matter how good the game looks, how great the music is, the gameplay suffers from the most punishing mechanics a game like this can offer, it all starts quite easy, even on the most difficult option, however, it doesn't matter what you do, the enemies will suddenly swarm you, giving you no respite to plan a decent attack, or retreat to catch a breath, recover and attack again, it even feels the difficulty varies from easy to normal, then back to easy to end up being extremely difficult.

This is not the only problem the game has, there is also a very annoying lag with the main characters attacks which makes the gameplay even more punishing, but not only that, enemies hitboxes seem to fail even when in front of them, to make things worse, the attack range is very short forcing you to stay really close to the enemies, but you can't do much, because they swarm you from every place, considering that 70% of the enemies have range attacks it makes things even worse, it feels the devs really wanted you get frustrated easily because that is what pretty much happens.

That is not even the end of the bad in this game, when facing enemies it is normal for a decent beat 'em up to hit an enemy and they will stop attacking, this doesn't happen here, they can avoid your attacks easily by moving away, they can knock you back with range attacks, there are no combos and the only option you end up using is aerial attacks and this is when the game forces you to quit or continue, but getting tired of the unfair gameplay.

There are also some scenarios that sometimes offer some sort of distortion that may look cool and old school, however the amount of enemies that attack you at once, these distortions that change the effects and style of the game, only add to the confusion of where you are supposed to be, sometimes your character gets lost in the middle of the chaos, enemies and effects, which ends up with you dying.


Coffee Crisis had some much potential, it looks great, it just plays bad, some decisions were made here that totally affected the game in a terrible way and I doubt the many issues are gonna be fixed any time soon. I which I could give the game a mixed review, I had some fun, but the cons outweigh the pros.

If you still want to play the game because of the looks, just be aware the game has the potential to induce rage quits.

Coffee Crisis is arguably the best beat-'em-up released for the Mega Drive in years! Jokes aside, the game excels in delivering top-notch gameplay while maintaining a smooth experience. It truly captures those pure '80s vibes.

The only minor drawback I’d mention is the game's duration. However, it excels in almost every other aspect for fans of '80s arcades—be it music, plot, gameplay, graphics, or co-op features.

Definitely a well-crafted game worth playing.

It seems great for the first few seconds, then you realize it's not. The graphics and atmosphere are more than fine (apart from some effects that distort the screen or alter the colors just to annoy the player). The problem is the gameplay: hordes of enemies that cannot be stopped, which force you to jump around without understanding anything, without any tactics. Such a pity.

Awful.

I'd say avoid this one. It's frustrating & the hits aren't fulfilling. There's better beat em ups out there.

Game's alright. But I wouldn't recommend it for others to give the game a shot.

In more depth to really say about it; The game's strongest points would have to be the Artstyle. It being pixelated and also having some form of smooth animation towards it. And it being in the style of a Stereotypical Beat 'Em 'Up is also a classic plus onto the general gameplay factor.

The problems? It's the gameplay. Goodness gracious how does one describe how this gameplay goes?

Enemies have no factor of a proper hit-stun when being stuck in a combo and the issue of the player's combos also being somewhat lackluster does not help with it whatsoever. The game generally overwhelms the player way too much enemies which will almost GUARANTEES you lose a life or two during a stage, regardless of the difficulty chosen. It's almost as if the game was ment to be played for 2 Player at all times, even when you're going single-player, and have to rely on the RNG-aspect of Power Ups spawns when you can get it.

Both Player Characters have their own unique aspect of fighting styles, but Nick will almost always win out due to his Special attack being a moveable spin, and the other character's Special being so... lackluster in comparison. And also there's the cases of Jankiness when using either their attacks of specials and sometimes you get punished for it for no reason?

Overall, This game gets a 4/10 from me.
It looked good, but it doesn't play good.

Coffee Crisis is a console ported 2D retro pixel arcade brawler/beat 'em up game with a coffee theme, which sends the very clear message to gamers that the developers should not give up their day jobs at Starbucks. That's reinforced by a very weak, buggy, and lacklustre technical implementation in this lazy console port. Hammering the nails in the coffin is the way the developers, after huffing a lot of their own gas, call the game "neo-rogue". Anyone who uses such a term should immediately shut down and destroy their PC and promply depart the gaming industry, because it's over.

Before we get into the usual technical defects, the gameplay itself is also flawed, with very bad lack of polish, clunkiness, bugginess, and so on. One key complaint is the lack of hit-feedback/stun mechanisms. In arcade brawlers, players suffer if they don't pay attention and enemies sneak up on them. To reward players for paying attention, and to make the game playable, enemies will be stunned for a bit after you hit them, but in this game, the developers, because they have been so busy getting my order wrong at Starbucks, did not know about this mechanic, so you'll get massacred pretty fast as soon as you run into enough enemies, no matter how good you might be at real, genuine arcade brawlers.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result.

While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals.

The game features no proper level design or game/story flow/plot, as they opted to try to use samey repetitive procgen algorithms as a substitute for adding such content to the game, to avoid doing the important job of level/map design. As a result, the game doesn't actually have any content worth mentioning, just endless, boring, repetitive, soulless algorithmically generated sameyness. Developers must learn that procedural generation is not an acceptable substitute for content.

Because this is designed for consoles, it carries a number of deliberate design deficiencies. Compromises were made to cater to the inferior console gaming appliances that the game was designed for. These are unfortunate compromises and limitations that PC gamers shouldn't be forced to accept, but it's evident that PC was a second thought for the console-centric developers. The game is deficient as a result of these choices, and would have been so much better without the handicaps that designing games for consoles forces upon a game. Once more, console peasants have made gaming worse for everyone.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

Coffee Crisis didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for ACH_CompStage1, trivial to get, but less than 28 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game.

Coffee Crisis has the almost comically optimistic (if it wasn't so sad) price of $10 USD, for which you could easily get any number of older AAA games. Yeah, this costs more than Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, the developer clearly thinks this is a better game than that. What a joke. This is also competing with over 9,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.

This game features a number of suspicious, likely fake positive reviews. The reviews all appear at almost exactly the same time, very shortly after the game launched on Steam, all have a direct Steam purchase of the game, and all have very similar wording and writing style, in Russian or in the same broken English. This is highly unusual given the very low quality of the game and poor player counts. The "Positive" review score on this game should be taken with a large grain of salt. This might be done to deceive and scam gamers into paying for a bad product.

It was ok