Global Gameplay Stats

Coffee Crisis

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 48
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27.8%

Coffee forgin’

Complete stage 1
22.8%

Enemy Abductor

Defeat 25 enemies
21.2%

You've Done this Before

Earn an extra life from high score
18.0%

Alien Anihilator

Defeat 25 aliens
17.1%

You Can Probe me Any Time

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8
16.7%

Straight Outta the Street

Complete stage 2
16.1%

Coffee Chugger

Complete mini-game
15.0%

Straight Outta' the Park

Defeat bouncers in stage 3
14.9%

Strike Out

Complete stage 3
12.9%

I'm the Boss Now

Beat a boss with max health
10.9%

Extra Cheese

Activate a level password
8.9%

Riverside Savage

Complete stage 4
8.8%

Caffeine Addict

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up
8.2%

Country Punchkin

Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee
8.1%

Guitar Shredding

Use a Guitar weapon
7.5%

Payback

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon
7.4%

I am Alien Chow

Lose 25 lives
7.0%

Destructive Vandal

Destroy one of each type of breakable object
6.5%

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks
6.2%

AI Destroyer

Defeat robot boss in stage 6
6.2%

Industrial Sabotage

Complete stage 6
5.8%

Trippin' It up

Complete stage 7
5.0%

Livin' it up

Collect 25 lives
4.9%

Martian Maniacs

Complete stage 8
4.9%

Search Your Feelings

Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.
4.9%

Effing Overlord

Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord
4.3%

I'm Invincible!

Collect 25 invincibility powerups
4.3%

Jared the Mayonaise

Kill 25 Mayo enemies
4.3%

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Activate a cheat code
4.3%

Iron Savior

Complete game with Nick
4.2%

Attackinator

Collect 25 extra attack powerups
4.0%

Repent, Sinner!

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin
3.9%

AI Destroyer Mark II

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again
3.8%

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11
3.8%

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13
3.8%

Head Banging

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss
3.8%

Mosh Pit

Complete Stage 14
3.8%

Galactic Savior

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester
3.7%

Cog in the Machine

Complete Stage 12
3.5%

Barista Brawler

Complete game with Ashley
3.3%

Lurker

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight
3.3%

Smurglian Scout

Complete the game thrice
3.3%

Making the Dream Work

Complete game in co-op mode
3.2%

BR00TAL

Complete game on Metal difficulty
3.1%

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes
3.1%

Speed Metal

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes
3.0%

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty
3.0%

Overachiever

Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements