Oprindeligt skrevet af Han Sola:

I’m wondering if all the greenskins (from sopling to trolls) are essentially walking mushrooms and sex they don’t have, what the ♥♥♥♥ is she ....... !!?!?!??

Nope, it was said in Ist edition Warhammer Fantasy RPG that orcs have their womans :p and they keep them well hidden. Trolls are also closer to mammals than mooshrooms.

Oprindeligt skrevet af PogromcaSiwkow:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Han Sola:

I’m wondering if all the greenskins (from sopling to trolls) are essentially walking mushrooms and sex they don’t have, what the ♥♥♥♥ is she ....... !!?!?!??

Nope, it was said in Ist edition Warhammer Fantasy RPG that orcs have their womans :p and they keep them well hidden. Trolls are also closer to mammals than mooshrooms.

"Way back in the day before 40k cast its grimdark shadow over Fantasy (in fact, long before 40k was even thought of) Warhammer Orcs were not only the biggest threat in the setting, but also had normal biology. Half-orcs existed from 1st to 3rd edition Warhammer, and females had models. "


Once in the early editions this may have been true but over the years the "Greenskins are fungus" thing has become more and more prevalent both in 40k and fantasy. There are even references to the old ones accidentally bringing the orks to this world as spores, and Eltharion, Burning the battle fields after the greenskin invasion to prevent the spores from growing.

Oprindeligt skrevet af PogromcaSiwkow:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Han Sola:

I’m wondering if all the greenskins (from sopling to trolls) are essentially walking mushrooms and sex they don’t have, what the ♥♥♥♥ is she ....... !!?!?!??

Nope, it was said in Ist edition Warhammer Fantasy RPG that orcs have their womans :p and they keep them well hidden. Trolls are also closer to mammals than mooshrooms.

First edition of the rpg is no longer canon.

She's beautiful in here own way

trogg should marry this beauty, i hope they will make beautifull baby

and, why not Ogres? or when?

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kain:

and, why not Ogres? or when?

Ogres are most likely being saved for game 3.

ah yes, the uber karen

legendary karen lord

my x girl friend plays warrhamer ?

She looks like she makes good gumbo though

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Oprindeligt skrevet af SpaceGoatMage:

Oprindeligt skrevet af PogromcaSiwkow:

Nope, it was said in Ist edition Warhammer Fantasy RPG that orcs have their womans :p and they keep them well hidden. Trolls are also closer to mammals than mooshrooms.

First edition of the rpg is no longer canon.

So what is canon now? Imo its still canon, you don't have other sources on this matter, because this topic later was never touched by GW. And as was said before we speak about quite long period between 1st and 3rd Warhammer fantasy battle edition+WFRP. And blood bowl is still canon, you have woman orcs models. And on the other hand you have example of selective ork breedeing by Chaos dwarves, which would be impossible, assuming that orcs are mushrooms. Because it is impossible to make black mushroom from a green one and establish a new strand of mycelium (i've never saw that). And nowhere in lore is mentioned that Chaos dwarves are mycologists :p i've never seen the chaos dwarf with petri (or ancient one :p ) dish, but i saw them on pictures with chains and whips which are very useful in creating new mammal species ;)
And you have even gobbos posing as humans womans and wearing fancy dresses ;) Even if this is ridiculous, that was said, maybe in the days of old but it is still a very nice story. Imo much better than everything from 6th edition of WFB to present times.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Ellestor Ta'Kier:

Oprindeligt skrevet af PogromcaSiwkow:

Nope, it was said in Ist edition Warhammer Fantasy RPG that orcs have their womans :p and they keep them well hidden. Trolls are also closer to mammals than mooshrooms.

"Way back in the day before 40k cast its grimdark shadow over Fantasy (in fact, long before 40k was even thought of) Warhammer Orcs were not only the biggest threat in the setting, but also had normal biology. Half-orcs existed from 1st to 3rd edition Warhammer, and females had models. "


Once in the early editions this may have been true but over the years the "Greenskins are fungus" thing has become more and more prevalent both in 40k and fantasy. There are even references to the old ones accidentally bringing the orks to this world as spores, and Eltharion, Burning the battle fields after the greenskin invasion to prevent the spores from growing.

Sire, please stop mixing 40k with fantasy, these are two diffrent settings. GW long ago abadoned idea to mix these two, or it was never confirmed, even if 40k fans would gladly see this. Maybe they have returned to this in AoS, but AoS in not canon ;)

And by the way i will tell you one very important thing about warhammer, you can never be 100% right about it, because Warhammer world was purposefully created in a way that allows you to your own interpretation. But anyway i still support orcs-closer-to-mammals theory.

the smell alone causes aoe damage passively