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Is there any gay romance in the Warhammer lore?
Just askin'. No ♥♥♥♥
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Gnarl Jun 11, 2020 @ 1:52pm 
Didn't Ariel bring Orion back as a Princess one time cause the best candidate was a Princess?
Śākyamuni Jun 11, 2020 @ 1:52pm 
Originally posted by RED Floyd /(Weber)\:
Wulfrik and Nakai.

Bother Wanderers, wandered into each others arms.

Who says love can't bloom on a battlefield.

"Ambling madly all over the town
The call to arms you likened to a whisper
I likened to a radio
You were a brickbat, a bowery tuff*, so rough
They culled you from a cartoon
Pulled out of your pantaloons

But you, my brother in arms
I'd rather I'd lose my limbs
Than let you come to harm" -- The Decemberists, The Soldiering Life

*contextually this should be 'tough' but it's a homophone
Last edited by Śākyamuni; Jun 11, 2020 @ 2:00pm
RED /(Weber)\ Jun 11, 2020 @ 2:10pm 
Originally posted by Śākyamuni:
Originally posted by RED Floyd /(Weber)\:
Wulfrik and Nakai.

Bother Wanderers, wandered into each others arms.

Who says love can't bloom on a battlefield.

"Ambling madly all over the town
The call to arms you likened to a whisper
I likened to a radio
You were a brickbat, a bowery tuff*, so rough
They culled you from a cartoon
Pulled out of your pantaloons

But you, my brother in arms
I'd rather I'd lose my limbs
Than let you come to harm" -- The Decemberists, The Soldiering Life

*contextually this should be 'tough' but it's a homophone

Oh there's ♥♥♥♥ goin' on 'ere alright! :lunar2020gigglemonkey:
A.Pot Jun 11, 2020 @ 3:10pm 
It is brought up in a couple of Black Library books.

Being a homosexual (the term they use is Introvert) in the Empire is definitely something to be reviled according the Black Hearts trilogy while in the Nagash as well as Ulrika series, Lahmian Vampires who are dominantly (but not entirely) female and are generally ultra misandrists are open to that sort of thing. The followers of Slaanesh are generally implied to be okay with it.

Total War Warhammer implies the Dark Elves are also open to it.
Last edited by A.Pot; Jun 11, 2020 @ 3:11pm
Big Moustache Jun 11, 2020 @ 3:40pm 
Its obvious that there is much more going on between Khazrak (one eye😏) and Boris. They are laying it on too thick
gachi is manly Jun 11, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
One of the deities commonly worshipped by Dark Elves is Atharti, goddess of pleasure and seduction. They have festivals honoring her that are basically giant orgies. One would assume it's not an entirely heterosexual affair.
Namhaid Jun 11, 2020 @ 3:55pm 
Originally posted by gachi is manly:
One of the deities commonly worshipped by Dark Elves is Atharti, goddess of pleasure and seduction. They have festivals honoring her that are basically giant orgies. One would assume it's not an entirely heterosexual affair.
Yeh, but I don't think you can call what happens in Dark Elves "parties" romance, in fact, I doubt you can call anything going on with the Druchii as romance.
SkeletalArm Jun 11, 2020 @ 4:20pm 
Considering how Warhammer was more about the table top game being sold to male teens originally, I can see how it might not have been very well considered. I mean there is a literal chaos god that deems pleasure as something that can go from okay and maybe love, to down right horrible and make you ask, "Why do their feet have tentacles?" because making sex a bad thing was apparently the right thing to do. Meanwhile Endtimes replaces pleasure chaos god with THE FREAKIN HORNED RAT. Kudos to him but wut.
stompie5 Jun 11, 2020 @ 4:31pm 
Throgg gave Sigvald a golden shower. That's something
Xaphnir Jun 11, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
Originally posted by Śākyamuni:
In Warhammer lore, everyone is Varys from Game of Thrones :D.

Unless they serve Slaanesh, then he gives them ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ are a Chaos mutation in Warhammer.
Last edited by Xaphnir; Jun 11, 2020 @ 4:35pm
Goatmanpig Jun 11, 2020 @ 4:38pm 
Marius Leitdorf and Daisy, no idea why no one has mentioned it yet
So, I had a notification of 46 new posts in this thread, but there's currently 43 present(4 posts were present last time I was here). Either there's a bunch of shy lads who delete their own ♥♥♥♥ fantasies ooor.. Vatican cyberinquisition has invaded this thread to enforce straight thinkin'
upd: another 2 posts disappeared right before my eyes. Somebody's busy hidin' the the Truth about gay relationships in Warhammer. Who could have guessed this subject was such a closet skeleton
Last edited by Свет во Тьме; Jun 11, 2020 @ 6:38pm
Originally posted by funkmonster7:
Sigvald and, well, himself.
Top kek response
Red-_-Monkey Jun 11, 2020 @ 7:43pm 
There's reference to Brokeback Mountain, I think. A garrison named Crookback Mountain.

Then I had a battle Vs a pirate vampire named, Shank Half-Mast or something, which I took as a lewd joke. Lots of Rudy lewdy jabs in this game, quite amusing but it does break immersion
Eunostos Jun 11, 2020 @ 10:03pm 
No. The topic of 'romance' barely comes up outside of Alariel/Tyrion (whos kid is an end times plot point), Felix (who's a don juan bard stereotype), isabella/vlad (crazy), Morathi (crazier) - big melodramatic setpieces to set up war conflicts, like most lore plot points.

al_potenciano nailed any references i can think of (but they're pretty low key, and didn't feel like RL editorialising)

Crookback location is considerably older than Brokeback movie, so that can't be a reference.


Tilea is the only place i can recall being explicitly called 'socially progressive' without being EEEVIL nutjobs like DE/Slaaneshi.
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Date Posted: Jun 11, 2020 @ 12:12pm
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