Total War: WARHAMMER II

Total War: WARHAMMER II

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Which ladyparts are the best?
I don't have any experience with Total Warhammer 2.
I'm looking to start playing it, but I want to play as some scantily clad female elves for immersion purposes.
I'm eyeing that fine piece of elf-meat in the Prophet and the Crone DLC pack, but I recall seeing a lot of discussion on the Total War subreddits about how certain races or legendary lords are kind of obsolete or have fallen off due to a lack of attention from CA.

Wood Elves in particular are lacking in any significant content updates, I think? While other races that have been more recently featured in DLCs seem to be thriving, like the Greenskins after this most recent DLC just came out.

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I probably will play more races besides the one that have the juicy elf-things, y'know.

I heavily favor ranged superiority in games like this. What races or DLCs might be good ones to try?
Last edited by Fried Noodles; May 30, 2020 @ 8:36pm
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Silamon May 30, 2020 @ 8:47pm 
Wow.
LordDeimosIV May 30, 2020 @ 9:12pm 
WTF? Is the op serious? I hope it's a joke
Don Cool May 30, 2020 @ 9:16pm 
He sounds like me when I have had a bottle of Jack Daniels.
A.Pot May 30, 2020 @ 9:16pm 
When Queen and the Crone came out, Alith Anar upstaged the two of them for me. It has been a suite life.

If your profile pic is anything to go by then play Alarielle for good armor piercing archers and cucking Tyrion
Last edited by A.Pot; May 30, 2020 @ 9:17pm
Xaphnir May 30, 2020 @ 9:19pm 
Sounds like Dark Elves are the race for you.
Hugh de Salle May 30, 2020 @ 10:47pm 
Originally posted by Xaphnir:
Sounds like Dark Elves are the race for you.

Haha i think he would like that a lot more ...
Phaden May 30, 2020 @ 10:50pm 
Morathi. You want to play as Morathi, and then browse the workshop for items some would deem unnatural.
jonoliveira12 May 30, 2020 @ 10:54pm 
Have you tried the Repanse FLC?
It is a good campaign, even if it starts rough.
RED /(Weber)\ May 30, 2020 @ 11:00pm 
What? Trolling?
Hieronymous May 31, 2020 @ 12:23am 
If we're talking about lovely ladies, its dawi you're after. If you need a stout lass with a fine, downy beard, and excellent ranged units as well, its the only way to go.
Yellowdragon May 31, 2020 @ 12:36am 
Nice
Ironslayer541 May 31, 2020 @ 12:36am 
Skaven.
Yellowdragon May 31, 2020 @ 12:37am 
Liu bei has best lady part yo
Cao Cao like her
Ironslayer541 May 31, 2020 @ 12:37am 
Originally posted by TanksK the tactical feeder:
Liu bei has best lady part yo
Cao Cao like her

Nah its the skaven! I once looked at a female skaven and I only threw up 3 times! That's a whole new record.
Yellowdragon May 31, 2020 @ 12:39am 
Serious answer: Queen and old granny dlc is a must buy for you
It adds more ranged units

Skip the Hippy elf

probably a vegan all of them
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