Total War: WARHAMMER II

Total War: WARHAMMER II

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Krieger Aug 16, 2018 @ 11:18pm
So are Lizardmen basically autistic???
  • Cold immutable logic
  • Little to no social graces
  • Animal assitance
  • Has pet lizard
  • Efficent yet questionable tactics
  • Their parents left them
  • Hates gross or otherwise "dirty" things to the extreme (skaven)
  • Owns oversized telescope
  • Solves confusing problems before they happen
  • Best friend is large and mute
  • Most likely owns a lot of David Bowie memorabilia
  • Can't take a joke
  • Flips the ♥♥♥♥ out when touched (Just like Malekith)
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Maybe that's why I like playing them so much.
Be Happy Aug 17, 2018 @ 12:58am 
Basically, yes, but that's not for most of the reason you say.

The thing is lizardmen have some kind of purpose, an ideal goal, a vision of the world, and they don't want any deviation of it if possible. This is best shown in the rise of sotek, the serpent god, when the slann refuse to acknowledge it and this is the first and only time ever that there were some kind of discord in lizardmen society.

After several proof that skaven were a threat and a danger for the entire lizardmen (and the world), and when sotek itself rose and nom nom the rat to oblivion, the slann were like "well, ok".

They have slight social interaction, most of the time with the high elves (sometimes with empire who come to lustria). But high elves, those pointy ear prick, forgot about them (even tough lizardmen are more or less the parent of the high elves society), so they were like "oh yeah this island, nothing there, we're gonna colonize the ♥♥♥♥ out of it". And so they venture in lustria unaware of the danger and got munch by saurus. According to the slann, high elves are suposed to stay in ulthuan.

After a while, "diplomatic talks" went out and lizardmen allowed high elves in lustria, but no close to temple city, because of reasons.

So yeah, that's why, to me, lizardmen are kind of autistic.

Asperger lizardmen fanboy, at your service.
Sin Aug 17, 2018 @ 1:53am 
No, autism can be interesting to interact with and observe.
Lizards are boring on every level.
Mr. Wiggles Aug 17, 2018 @ 1:55am 
Ever met a real autistic person in real life? Usually it is not the funny condition depicted by internet morons
Kaaz Aug 17, 2018 @ 2:14am 
Originally posted by Mr.Wiggles:
Ever met a real autistic person in real life? Usually it is not the funny condition depicted by internet morons

Typically i find that no. They havent.
Wh♂♂par Aug 17, 2018 @ 2:33am 
Tfw pet lizards are a sign of autism.

But it checks out. Got no lizard, got no autism.
CA Ella Aug 17, 2018 @ 3:19am 
Locked for obvious reasons.
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