Can someone change the bretonnian towers shooting cows?

[SpiffyGonzales]

I get it "haha, lols monty python french"
But it kinda ruins the feel of an undead invasion when i see a cow flying accross the map and blowing up in a bunch of zombies,

[FireGryph]

But.... That's realistic. They actually did hurl dead and rotting corpses into castles during a seige. Make people sick, spread disease, etc. Fantastic method of biological warfare. Plus cows are heavy, and you don't always have giant rocks to hurl.

Edit: wait, the towers are shooting cows? Not the trebuchets?

[Zorlond]

Well, old castles did keep livestock on hand for times of peace, and the peasants would have brought in more as they fled the invading army...

[SpiffyGonzales]

Originally posted by FireGryph:

But.... That's realistic. They actually did hurl dead and rotting corpses into castles during a seige. Make people sick, spread disease, etc. Fantastic method of biological warfare. Plus cows are heavy, and you don't always have giant rocks to hurl.

Edit: wait, the towers are shooting cows? Not the trebuchets?

INTO castles. Hurling them out of them wouldnt make any sense cuz the enemy doesnt have to be near them

[SpiffyGonzales]

Originally posted by Zorlond:

Well, old castles did keep livestock on hand for times of peace, and the peasants would have brought in more as they fled the invading army...

XD but when they have litteral catapults im sure they have a few of those

[Gentlest Giant]

I have missed something very important

[SpiffyGonzales]

Originally posted by Gentle Giant:

I have missed something very important

High level bretonnian towers shoot cows :(

[pin]

Stuff some fat damsels in there should work too

[FireGryph]

Originally posted by pin:

Stuff some fat damsels in there should work too

Can the damsels cast while flying?

[Haplo]

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[Chameon]

Originally posted by FireGryph:

Originally posted by pin:

Stuff some fat damsels in there should work too

Can the damsels cast while flying?

Honestly I'd expect unfriendly fire if they did. I mean, goodness sake, not only are you firing them at the enemy in a way that is definitely going to be fatal, but you also are calling them fat unsubtly. That's excluding the fact they can, and will, start a religious war against the person who suggests that idea that all of Brettonia, including the person they declared war against, are forced to join into or be declared 'unchivalrous'

[ϺEƳEƦ]

Originally posted by Haplo:

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

I fart in your general direction!!

[Gentlest Giant]

I would pay 20 euros for a DLC that changed all projectiles in the game to cows