So...reading up on the end times

[Inardesco]

And I'm like....wtf is this logic.

Both Tyrion and Malekith know; Chaos is coming; what do they do; kill each other in the thousands...

Nagash knows, Chaos is coming; what does he do; Slaughters all of Nehekhara....

Even the Dwarfs and Greenskins know that Chaos is coming....Yet they start killing each other...

Empire even more stupid...Oh no...Gelt does something because he thinks Karl Franz is in danger...Let's abandon that giant wall that protects us all cuz he did an oopsy...

Like wtf are these logics....And why are all these deaths so bloody deus ex machina or people having ginormous plot armour...Mannfred gets rekt; but here comes Noctilius! Arkhan gets rekt; Here comes a traitor...Neferata gets rekt; here goes convenient escape...Tyrion about to woop some Malekith behind; here goes some Goddes...Bretonnia is rekt; lets resurrect founder of Bretonnia...

[Commisar Jon Fuklaw]

Dude, the less you know about End Times, the better.

Literally the only good thing to come out of End Times is Malekith and Grombrindal kissing and making up like proper dudebros. No ♥♥♥♥.

[zefyris]

End of times is just a poorly written fanfiction level bullcrap that had for only purpose to end the WH FB franchise because it wasn't making money. They didn't bother making it logical, the author didn't bother to know more than the name of various characters from the lore nor to make their behaviour logical with their own lore. He had favourite factions & characters, and basically those factions' characters were made better than their opponents in that story because he decided it. Like I said, poor fanficiton level at best.


Except if you're interested in playing AoS, there's literally no benefits reading that crap, don't hurt yourself for nothing~

[Inardesco]

They're so stupid and convenient victories for skaven or chaos...
Oh look, strong walls at Marienburg, psych I'ma throw a pot of dung at it amd watch it crumble...

[RED /(Weber)\]

Originally posted by Inardesco:

They're so stupid and convenient victories for skaven or chaos...
Oh look, strong walls at Marienburg, psych I'ma throw a pot of dung at it amd watch it crumble...

It gets twice as stupid when you consider the fact the Skaven destroyed like 70% of the Old World, destroyed twice what Chaos did, had the means to destroy Chaos, then didn't.

[Inardesco]

Kinda wanting to just give up on reading but on the other hand this stupidity...how on earth did they greenlight this

[gachi is manly]

I like how no matter how much the Elves slaughter each other in Warhammer they always seem to have hundreds of thousands more of them for the next time. It's more apparent than ever in End Times.

Keeping in mind they're supposed to be an incredibly long-lived race with low birthing rates and a very limited population to begin with but... Yea...

[Ruinae Retroque Rursus]

I mean, you asked for it, reading the End Times.

[l33tness08]

And that, is why people hate Age of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Didn't even give it a good death.
Warhammer Fantasy got the Mace Windu treatment.

[Commisar Jon Fuklaw]

Originally posted by RED Floyd /(Weber)\:

Originally posted by Inardesco:

They're so stupid and convenient victories for skaven or chaos...
Oh look, strong walls at Marienburg, psych I'ma throw a pot of dung at it amd watch it crumble...

It gets twice as stupid when you consider the fact the Skaven destroyed like 70% of the Old World, destroyed twice what Chaos did, had the means to destroy Chaos, then didn't.

You also forgot destroying 70% of the New World, almost destroying the entire world (only destroyed huge swathes because Kroak/Mazda sacrificed themselves while escaping to the only place not corrupted by chaos....SPAAAAYSSS.

But seriously, End Times is literally nothing more than Skaven/Chaos fanwank.

[SpiffyGonzales]

Originally posted by Inardesco:

And I'm like....wtf is this logic.

Both Tyrion and Malekith know; Chaos is coming; what do they do; kill each other in the thousands...

Nagash knows, Chaos is coming; what does he do; Slaughters all of Nehekhara....

Even the Dwarfs and Greenskins know that Chaos is coming....Yet they start killing each other...

Empire even more stupid...Oh no...Gelt does something because he thinks Karl Franz is in danger...Let's abandon that giant wall that protects us all cuz he did an oopsy...

Like wtf are these logics....And why are all these deaths so bloody deus ex machina or people having ginormous plot armour...Mannfred gets rekt; but here comes Noctilius! Arkhan gets rekt; Here comes a traitor...Neferata gets rekt; here goes convenient escape...Tyrion about to woop some Malekith behind; here goes some Goddes...Bretonnia is rekt; lets resurrect founder of Bretonnia...

Oh spoiler alert, Gelt dies cuz manfred rather than saving the earth wants to die HIS way and (if you're a bretonnia fan this REALLY hurts) The lady of the lake isnt the lady of the lake. Shes either a chaos god goofing on humans or an elven god building an army of slave protectors for the elves

[Oswald]

Originally posted by General Skarr:

Originally posted by Inardesco:

And I'm like....wtf is this logic.

Both Tyrion and Malekith know; Chaos is coming; what do they do; kill each other in the thousands...

Nagash knows, Chaos is coming; what does he do; Slaughters all of Nehekhara....

Even the Dwarfs and Greenskins know that Chaos is coming....Yet they start killing each other...

Empire even more stupid...Oh no...Gelt does something because he thinks Karl Franz is in danger...Let's abandon that giant wall that protects us all cuz he did an oopsy...

Like wtf are these logics....And why are all these deaths so bloody deus ex machina or people having ginormous plot armour...Mannfred gets rekt; but here comes Noctilius! Arkhan gets rekt; Here comes a traitor...Neferata gets rekt; here goes convenient escape...Tyrion about to woop some Malekith behind; here goes some Goddes...Bretonnia is rekt; lets resurrect founder of Bretonnia...

Oh spoiler alert, Gelt dies cuz manfred rather than saving the earth wants to die HIS way and (if you're a b fan this REALLY hurts) The lady of the lake isnt the lady of the lake. Shes either a chaos god goofing on humans or an elven god building an army of slave protectors for the elves

That would explain alot about Bretonnia.

[Inardesco]

Originally posted by l33tness08:

And that, is why people hate Age of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Didn't even give it a good death.
Warhammer Fantasy got the Mace Windu treatment.

Atleast the Infinite Power became a meme, I can't find anything meme-worthy in what I read so far

[Kia Sidhe]

LOL, I´m so happy I left Warhammer FB in 7th edition.

[Inardesco]

Nah man, you missed the whole Tyrion-Morathi milf thing they got on while Malekith and Teclis started their bromance

[Kia Sidhe]

Originally posted by Inardesco:

Nah man, you missed the whole Tyrion-Morathi milf thing they got on while Malekith and Teclis started their bromance

Oh! Nice! Did Malus Darkblade & Chrone Hellebron get some High Elven meat too?