Remove gastodon from the game

[LisaIsBraces]

Please

[The Wolf Steel]

Why?

They just want to love you.

TO HOLD YOU!

TO HIT YOU IN THE ASS WHEN YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING IT!

TO MAKE YOU ASK WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SITTING HERE PICKING A FIGHT AFTER I JUST KILLED DEVILJHO AND NOW I WANT BAZEL DEAD, YOU DENSE *!@#!@*!@#(!@*!(#*!(#!@#!@*%!@#*%!@#!@*#12

Moments like these are what makes Monster Hunter, Monster Hunter. So they can't. They must keep the rage.

[ᔑᓭ∴ᔑリ⊣]

Hey, at least it's not Cephalos

[DancinTeaCup]

Nah, instead they should evolve them into MHFU Bullfangos.

[Lack of Stuff]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me getting punted into lava for the nth time.

[Washing Machine]

Gajalakas first, then we worry about other minor critters.

[Greb]

Add Bullfango. Add Bulldrome. Add Palico bandits that steal items from your inventory before burrowing away. Add that one Chieftain Gajalaka you saw during the Witcher mission as a leader monster for Master Rank regions Gajalaka groups. Etc.

Gastodon are fine they don't care about you unless you're right on top of them, and even then they sit there braying for fifty million years before finally trying to do something and getting obliterated by charging into your combos!

[Fat Pigeon]

We need Konchus!
To be honest, we need them all, all annoying little monsters!

[Tregrenos]

Some critters in MHW back off when the big-guys are in the area, but not Gastodon or Kestodon. There must be something wrong where they cannot make sense of large objects and only attack you because they can clearly see you aren't one of their kind and could pose a threat. For all we know their eyesight limits them to seeing anything large as a big rock.

[Viselc]

Ok.. replace Gastodon with Konchu then

[River Victor]

Gastodons are baby Toasters. Look closely. They're almost the same aside from size. Half feathered/scale forelimbs. Bushy tail. Mane. Four legs. The rest of the difference could be explained by developmental stages.

Without Gastodons, there'll be no Toasters.

I also have a suspicion that Kestrodon grow into Barroth or Diablos.

[Malfeasance]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Tregrenos:

For all we know their eyesight limits them to seeing anything large as a big rock.

Big rocks that happen to breathe fire/carpet bomb/shoot spikes everywhere etc. Can't really blame them for investigating I guess.

[Hunting Doska]

Why? Unlike buffalango, they do nothing. Just sitting on some warm locations

[!?!]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfhOdM65HA8

[Malfeasance]

Oh nice I just watched that video not too long ago. What a nightmare. Good player though, quality videos.

[River Victor]

I played the first Monster Hunter. Like, the very one titled exactly as "Monster Hunter" period.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate bullfangoes.