What are your cart messages?

[Lusus Symphonia]

"You deserve this, feel bad about it."

"That was an example of what NOT to do."

[sun6000]

"You are doomed to doomed to look at the handler, my condolences" Or some shortened version of that.

When i cart: WHY...DIDNT...I...DOOOOOOGE!?"

[Okami]

Originally posted by Maffeketel:

'Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration', when someone else karts.

'Mortality clarified in a single strike!', when I kart.

I absolutely love the quotes from Darkest Dungeon and a lot of my custom messages reference this game in some way.

Health booster : Many fall but not this one, not today.
Mounting : Confidence surges as the enemy crumble
Monster KO : A Victory, perhaps the turning point
Setting bomb : Press this advantage, give them no quarter

My guild card message : The raw strenght of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secret of a hundred hunts

I had to shorten some as at the time there was a limit for character. I don't know if that's the still the case. probably.

[Walrus-Sama]

Originally posted by The Orange and Blue Ninja:

I think I’ll change mine to : “More Skulls for the skull throne!”

Khorne wants to know your location

[Okami]

Originally posted by Walrus-Sama:

Originally posted by The Orange and Blue Ninja:

I think I’ll change mine to : “More Skulls for the skull throne!”

Khorne wants to know your location

Khorne has joined the quest

[Nero1024]

"It was an accident"

[Kyshion]

"Too weak too slow"
It's a chess meme from magnus carlsen.

[Maffeketel]

Originally posted by Okami:

Originally posted by Maffeketel:

'Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration', when someone else karts.

'Mortality clarified in a single strike!', when I kart.

I absolutely love the quotes from Darkest Dungeon and a lot of my custom messages reference this game in some way.

Health booster : Many fall but not this one, not today.
Mounting : Confidence surges as the enemy crumble
Monster KO : A Victory, perhaps the turning point
Setting bomb : Press this advantage, give them no quarter

My guild card message : The raw strenght of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secret of a hundred hunts

I had to shorten some as at the time there was a limit for character. I don't know if that's the still the case. probably.

Those are really fitting!

Mounting : 'A time to perform beyond one's limits!'
Bomb placement : 'The smell of gunpowder and sulphur fills the air'

There is still a limit to the amount of characters you can use, but most of the Darkest Dungeon quotes should fit.
They work really well for Monster Hunter World.

[khaychi]

"Totally not my fault."

[Lucathegreat]

"Is this loss?"

[2B]

daijoubu desu ka?

[Fregi]

Teammate carts : "Bring your own shield."
This lance shield only blocks for me. I can't block for other people.

I cart : "Maybe sheathing was a bad idea."
Lance has one of the slowest sheathing speeds, making it extremely risky to sheath. There are times where I need to sheath, however.

Mounting : "Feel free to sharpen/reload/heal."

Teammate mounts : "Don't flash it!"
DO NOT FLASH FLYING MONSTERS IF THEY ARE MOUNTED
IT WASTES THE MOUNT
DO NOT FLINCH SHOT MONSTERS IF THEY ARE MOUNTED
IT WASTES THE MOUNT

Pinned : "It's not a oneshot, so I don't care."
Also applies to Safi'jiiva, due to fireblight immunity

Edit - I misremembered my teammate carting shoutout.
It's actually rule #1 of MH.
"Rule 1 - Don't get hit/stunned"

[Satrac]

"Another life lost in the pursuit of glory and gold."

[Cherry Blossom ✿]

When someone carts : "press f to pay respects"

When I cart "Stalin would be proud of me"

[ChubbNutt]

Same as all my other messages:

"Bazinga"

[Shiverwar]

When someone else carts: "Don't worry, we'll just pick ourselves back up." Or something along those lines...

When I cart: "I swear this does not happen every time..."