Your stereotypes of weapon users.

[Cherry Blossom ✿]

Let's chill a bit and throw some good salt.

I'm LS main, my stereotypes about other users.

- LS user : "I don't care about anything and anyone else excepted my weeb weapon, if i get carted, it's because of my teammates !"
- GS user : "I'm big dps boy, i like big 4 digit damages with my big TCS by my big weapon on your big head !"
- SnS user : "I sometimes heal your ass, but you don't notice me, even when i'm attacking :("
- DB user : "i like dancing with my blades, and it gives me much headache, that's why i got carted"
- Hammer user : "I know i'm annoying, but don't be annoying guys, let me get the head, that's all i request !"
- Switch axe : "Let's play some tennis with your ass while we are attacking the monster !"
- Charge Blade : "you've been struck by my big thunder, no matter if you got flinched !"
- Hunting Horn : "i think you need some buffs to make this fight easier, i'll promise you i won't be useless !"
- Lance : "see guys, i can't die, my shield protects me from everything"
- Gunlance : "I'm a T-90, stalin would be proud of me"
- InsectGlaive : "i can fly, i can mount, but aside from that, i'm useless and need to be hard carried"
- Bow : "stop moving guys ffs ! i cannot hit weakpoints properly. *gets one shot 2 seconds later* "
- LBG : "I'm too slow with HBG, that why i use LBG, i like playing fortnite too"
- HBG : "my name is rambo, nice to meet you mate, we're gonna boot this monster's ass, don't worry about me, my shield protects me from everything"

Have fun :D

[hyenabird]

Hah! As someone who has only solo'd MH games this is pretty interesting

[Bounty 3unter]

Me, a Fellshroud-Gold Lune user: wait, you can cart in this game?

[Sui Generic]

SA: What? I have moves other than ZSD?

HBG: What problem in life can't be solved by shield mods and several hundred rounds of spread 3? Anyone who plays anything else is a detriment to not only the hunt, but the game itself, and indeed the entire human race. Bow before my DPS and total absence of skill.

LS: I hope everyone else brought Flinch Free for when I perform any attack whatsoever.
Everyone else: ♥♥♥♥. I keep forgetting to slot in Flinch Free.

Bow: Right, the monster just went down. This is the perfect time to bust out my KO rocks. Everyone congregating around them is sure to appreciate the assistance. Oh wow, they seem to be performing some sort of jerky dance to express their gratitude.

CB: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty...

Lance: I poke high, I poke low; I poke fast, I poke slow. Poke poke poke poke poke. Also, lance damage needs a buff.

Gunlance: I shell long. I shell... long. Friendship ended with poke; now shell is my best friend. Also gunlance OP.

[khajiitdovahkiin]

Originally posted by Nikana:

Originally posted by khajiitdovahkiin:

CB doesn't really launch people, but we need to do that attack to continue the combo.

But if you're lucky, a CB user will use the slinger shot instead, go avoid launching their teammates (like I try to do).

But if there's no slinger shot, he'll probably try to steer clear from everyone else, like I usually go to the back cause I have a big hit space

most people do when they're using savage axe. they don't know that if they delay the second swing and press light attack. It'll use different attack instead launcher.

I believe you're talking about the up-down cut? That resets the combo, so it's useless.

[Murdo]

So ... as a person that only really hunts solo or with a friend of mine ... I can only think of one.

DB - It's either your first game or you're a weeb.

[Washing Machine]

LS: Carts trying to parry something, writes novels how much skill is required.
SNS: Can that tiny buckler even block anything besides Shamos?
DB: "Dude if we find someone in this multi that doesn't have FF, let's go DD on top em together!"
Hammer: Most likely candidate to start spamming some ***** censored words in chat at some point because the game isn't centered around them and their demands.
IG: I thought this weapon looked really hype until I realized jumping around is all they're actually going to do.
HH: Rarest weapon in the usage charts, but somehow it feels as if every hunt I'm in features at least one?
Charge Blade & Switch Axe: These are two different weapon classes?!
Shields: Cowards. Just press X! Then I get launched by some tailspin and watch the Lance dude next to me block it and carry on and I hate them even more. Then he runs over me and trips me when we're chasing the monster and I start shuffling menus for the kick command.
All range weapons: Players who wish they were playing CS:GO instead.

[Faust Wither]

@ everyone that get hit if not using hammer, hunting horn and switch axe are ♥♥♥♥ at playing you can block, you can keep distance from your enemy, you can easly stop your combo and roll out wtf are you taking hit for.

[ExodiaRM]

I am main LS but except for a few missions always do solo due to my past without connection on MHP3rd

[marclnelson]

Def right on SNS users. I’m an SNS main and one of my special joys is that I very often grab Safi’s aggro from doing the most damage even though I’m using a “low damage weapon”. I don’t build for support though, even though I provide a bit because I bring tons of mats for life dust and demon powder. SNS can be strong you just need to never let up with it

[Nikana]

Originally posted by khajiitdovahkiin:

Originally posted by Nikana:

most people do when they're using savage axe. they don't know that if they delay the second swing and press light attack. It'll use different attack instead launcher.

I believe you're talking about the up-down cut? That resets the combo, so it's useless.

not useless if you're not end up launch like 2 hunters. I only do that if someone near me. it's slower my dps of course. I don't know why prevent other players from flying is useless to you.
and for upper, I use it when no one near me and use it to reach part that I want to hit.

Also, Sorry. I mean Savage Axe Slash. The new move in Iceborne. people that using this launch other players all the time. I can't even count how many times that happened.

[FabioSooner]

Originally posted by Asphe:

One of my fondest memories of this game is watching 3 other players... flinch themselves with their LS swipes, one by one... then getting carted en masse when Nergigante stopped laughing and bombed the trio.

And then the mission ended.

This was about half of the SOS I fired/answered during World. Every time I saw there was more than one LS user, I already prepared myself for a mission fail. After some time I just learned to laugh at it. Thankfully it got better after Iceborne.

[Todd Howard]

Gunlance: "Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
and come from the abyss!
Explosion!"

[Tsuneo]

First Time with LS: Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu!

First Time with GS: This isn't like Cloud at all.

First Time with LBG/HBG: Why should I use other bullets? NORMAL IS INFINITE

First Time with Bow: Ok, aim and... *carted*

First Time with IG: Wow! I can jump! WTF DINO RIDING! *mounted an Anja*

First Time with Lance/Gunlance: Why doesn't this spear let me jump?!

First Time with DB: Sneaky sneaky... Not!

First Time with HH: What... Am I supposed to do?

First Time with Hammer: Ok... How the hell do you want me to hit that guy's head?

First Time with SnS: Shield Bash! *Carted*

[Ragosta tin Dei]

LS- this guy is gonna be really good or really stupid.
GS- I'm going to count the amount of times he hits that TCS because this is going to either be epic or hilarious
SnS- Oh the support's here
DB- Break out the traps boys, we got ourselves a speedrun
CB- Saed spam or i think you're just derping. Even it it misses it still looks like a spectacle.
SA- I can never tell if an SA is doing well or not..
GL- well at least we know who to use as a shield.
L- well... I guess we needed the hunt to last an extra 5 minutes?
H- respect.
HH- Oh another support?
IG- I forgot these existed.
LBG- oh good. The CC's here.
HBG- it's gonna be spread 3 isnt it.
Bow- good news is the dps is here. the bad news is, i hope you didn't plan to cart because those are spoken for.

[Fregi]

Originally posted by ;2145343448810126516:

Def right on SNS users. I’m an SNS main and one of my special joys is that I very often grab Safi’s aggro from doing the most damage even though I’m using a “low damage weapon”. I don’t build for support though, even though I provide a bit because I bring tons of mats for life dust and demon powder. SNS can be strong you just need to never let up with it

Then I steal safi's aggro with flinch shot because I'm the lance here and you can do a heckuva lot more DPS if you aren't getting focused. More fun for everyone.