Dodogama is the cutest

[Bernadetta Sanders]

I said it, come fight me.

HIs fat roll reminds me of swiss roll
I want his mouth to eat me like he eats the ground and spit on me like he spits those molten rock.
Have i said hes cute? them eyes just melt you away
he has cute fat fingers
And yeah, i called him a "he", you think there are cute girls like dodogama? please, im a lvl 50 virgin and i know that theres no such thing as a cute girl.
Gets bullied by other monsters most of the time, cant wait for deviljho to chomp and sling him around.
Doesn't commit tax fraud unlike yoshi, so hes a keeper.

Need i say more, you only hating on dodo cuz he gets all the guys and girls, hmph!

[Is This Your Card? 69]

KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES!!

[Lusus Symphonia]

I just watched a Bezelgeuse just ♥♥♥♥ one of these up for absolutely no reason.

[anixal]

I'll leave this here.
https://youtu.be/hu8FqxRtM_k

[D's Journal]

I want someone to reply to this seriously and get butthurt lol.

[Roy]

Originally posted by Red Monk:

I just watched a Bezelgeuse just ♥♥♥♥ one of these up for absolutely no reason.

B52 divebomb/crash with explosions

Bezelgeuse confirmed a jerk

[Bernadetta Sanders]

oh you also watched that, i did as well, that thicc booty, cant believe i missed that point

[Lusus Symphonia]

Originally posted by Arnice:

oh you also watched that, i did as well, that thicc booty, cant believe i missed that point

You know when I said I'd take you out hunting today? I didn't mean for booty son, animals are for eating and wearing, not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[Greb]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1495098802
Reminds me of my girlfriend, although I can't figure out why..

[Bernadetta Sanders]

theres different ways of hunting, and last time i checked, we could **SCATTER NUT** monsters, hueh hueh hueh ;)

[Reverend Belial]

I don't care if this is a joke post, because it's absolutely true. Dodogama is adorable and I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fight anybody who says otherwise.

[明星ヒマリ]

FAT!

[Enkyledu]

Dodo and Queropeco are my favorite

[Nigrescence]

Absolutely haram.

[Serrassi Effect]

Niblesnarf is cuter than dodogama.

[明星ヒマリ]

Yo dodogama is so fat, it crushed the entire universe when it sit down.