DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED

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This game makes us into monsters
So now that i'm playing DS again, years later (i used to play on xbox mostly), i've just killed the Moonlight Butterfly and started to realize something: This games makes you bad.

There she is, a beautiful and peaceful butterfly, gazing at the moon, when a scrub of an undead charges in and wants to murder her. She comes out to play, shows you some beautiful lightworks, then you begin to SLAP HER HARD. She gets tired of playing, believes "ok, now we're done, i'm gonna lay down on the bridge so i can show him, like the good girl i am, how it was all fun playing and now we can be friends! Pet me, chosen undead, i'm a good gurl."

AND WHAT DO WE DO? WE BASH HER HEAD IN LIKE A PUDDING WITH A SWORD, THEN SHE DIES. As she fades, you can hear her distant cries of "was i a bad butterfly? i only wanted to play. Why did you murder me? I'm sorry..."

Then she puffs into oblivion. She was only trying to make us happy.
And we bloody decapitated her.

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CB Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:06pm 
lol.
Hayden Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:08pm 
One word:
Sif
Ж OverHektor Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:10pm 
Originally posted by Hayden:
One word:
Sif
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.
Hayden Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:12pm 
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Originally posted by Hayden:
One word:
Sif
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.
Quelaag and the fair lady then
Ж OverHektor Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:14pm 
Originally posted by Hayden:
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.
Quelaag and the fair lady then
I almost immediately murder her Sister after her fight, need to improve that estus
Hayden Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:14pm 
Lol
CB Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:17pm 
the moonlight butterfly is just a big weird bug.
Call Sign: Raven (Banned) Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:33pm 
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Originally posted by Hayden:
One word:
Sif
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.

If the butterfly were innocent, it would stay up on it's tower out of your reach. You're literally just walking onto the bridge and getting ambushed from above.
CB Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:42pm 
with sif we at least know that's a loyal pup. there are breadcrumbs of 'that's a good dog' for us to collect. like when you kill sif it should drop the soul of a golden retriever, she's so smart she learned how to use a sword.
Last edited by CB; Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:43pm
Ж OverHektor Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:45pm 
Originally posted by Harrison Ford:
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.

If the butterfly were innocent, it would stay up on it's tower out of your reach. You're literally just walking onto the bridge and getting ambushed from above.
She was alone for centuries, eager to play with someone and develop jolly friendship.
Call Sign: Raven (Banned) Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:48pm 
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Originally posted by Harrison Ford:

If the butterfly were innocent, it would stay up on it's tower out of your reach. You're literally just walking onto the bridge and getting ambushed from above.
She was alone for centuries, eager to play with someone and develop jolly friendship.

Yeah, with jolly magic splooge all over our undead faces.
Hayden Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:48pm 
She couldve tried to fly to seaths crystal cave
Ж OverHektor Jan 7, 2021 @ 12:50pm 
Originally posted by Harrison Ford:
Originally posted by OverHektor:
She was alone for centuries, eager to play with someone and develop jolly friendship.

Yeah, with jolly magic splooge all over our undead faces.
That was for tickles!
addictivegamers Jan 7, 2021 @ 1:26pm 
one word




gaping dragon
patrixilentius Jan 7, 2021 @ 2:43pm 
Originally posted by Harrison Ford:
Originally posted by OverHektor:
Everyone talkes about Sif, but no one talks about the innocent moonlight butterfly.

If the butterfly were innocent, it would stay up on it's tower out of your reach. You're literally just walking onto the bridge and getting ambushed from above.
Exactly. If she wasn't attacking, you could just walk to the ember and grab it. It's a provocation on her part.
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Date Posted: Jan 7, 2021 @ 11:54am
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