If you've been waiting in the queue for hours on end

[fnLandShark]

get a job
get a romantic partner
get a different hobby
buy a different game

i can't wait to play Helldivers 2 again :)

[Jimbo Juice 9000]

i've never been in queue for longer than 5 minutes, its not bad unless you crash out and have to re-queue.

[MacGyver]

so you stuck in Que i see.

[Dareddemon]

ive waited in queue for over 12 hours....

[fnLandShark]

i try to log in before work every morning

if it goes to queue, i simply alt+f4 and play a different game

[Captain Pothead]

Hey. Lets watch Asmongold login! Hes about to stream helldivers. I bet he gets in right away.

[SuperGamerGril]

Or spam the devs and get your money back for a game that you paid an outrageous price for and can't play..

[Driss001]

The fact you cite all these things demonstrates how disconnected you are from the average players. The most compelling argument I read on being frustrated about the current state of this game is having a few hours a week to play 1 game to find out it cannot be played. Seriously only children have time to be stuck in queues.

[fnLandShark]

Nguyên văn bởi Driss001:

The fact you cite all these things demonstrates how disconnected you are from the average players. The most compelling argument I read on being frustrated about the current state of this game is having a few hours a week to play 1 game to find out it cannot be played. Seriously only children have time to be stuck in queues.

bro i work 50-60 hours a week and my fiance is supportive of my hobby of gaming
i managed to play about 10 hours of the game since release (usually before i go to work) and enjoyed every minute of it
i bought a copy for her so when the servers are fixed we can play together INSTANTLY
if you don't have multiple games to play, then i feel bad for you. i've been playing Mechwarrior 5 and Minecraft recently. also WH40k: Inquisitor: Martyr. maybe sometime's i'll hit up my neighbor and play a game of MTG (in real life.)

y'all don't have other hobbies? knitting or cooking or anything?

also define "average player"??? is that the neckbeards with NO JOBS or streamers who make bank off streaming the trends on tiktok?

also funny most of the games i play have a M in their title lol

[vishuspuss]

Nguyên văn bởi Driss001:

The fact you cite all these things demonstrates how disconnected you are from the average players. The most compelling argument I read on being frustrated about the current state of this game is having a few hours a week to play 1 game to find out it cannot be played. Seriously only children have time to be stuck in queues.

hi! i am not a child and ive accomplished more in one year than your entire lifetime.

i have plenty of time to sit in queue for 5-10 minutes lol

[fnLandShark]

Nguyên văn bởi vishuspuss:

Nguyên văn bởi Driss001:

The fact you cite all these things demonstrates how disconnected you are from the average players. The most compelling argument I read on being frustrated about the current state of this game is having a few hours a week to play 1 game to find out it cannot be played. Seriously only children have time to be stuck in queues.

hi! i am not a child and ive accomplished more in one year than your entire lifetime.

i have plenty of time to sit in queue for 5-10 minutes lol

holy moly and you're in game too

props

[vishuspuss]

Nguyên văn bởi Very Very Toxic:

Nguyên văn bởi vishuspuss:

hi! i am not a child and ive accomplished more in one year than your entire lifetime.

i have plenty of time to sit in queue for 5-10 minutes lol

holy moly and you're in game too

props

been in game

its easy

black screen? just wait.

on title screen, if you dont get in after 10? minutes, just restart

im thinking the server cache might be getting overloaded with join requests... if it is a cache.

just a guess.

[Joshybones]

So, your advice is to buy the game and go play something else?

[fnLandShark]

Nguyên văn bởi vishuspuss:

Nguyên văn bởi Very Very Toxic:

holy moly and you're in game too

props

been in game

its easy

black screen? just wait.

on title screen, if you dont get in after 10? minutes, just restart

honestly i'd rather just sit in the discussions and watch people seethe while i'm sipping on fine bourbon (Basil Hayden's 10 year)

i might give it a spin here shortly though.
quick question if you have time, did they fix the rewards issues yet?

Nguyên văn bởi Joshybones:

So, your advice is to buy the game and go play something else?

>Nordic Chad Gamer Yes Meme

or even go buy something else, spread the wealth my friend

[vishuspuss]

Nguyên văn bởi Very Very Toxic:

Nguyên văn bởi vishuspuss:

been in game

its easy

black screen? just wait.

on title screen, if you dont get in after 10? minutes, just restart

honestly i'd rather just sit in the discussions and watch people seethe while i'm sipping on fine bourbon (Basil Hayden's 10 year)

i might give it a spin here shortly though.
quick question if you have time, did they fix the rewards issues yet?

ive been getting rewards throughout. if it doesnt show, it shows after some missions OR relogging (which isnt a good idea right now lol). i dont believe ive actually lost any rewards even if ive gotten them the next day?

quickplay is off/on... during high peak hours goodluck with quickplay. can easily join people using the PS5 join code OR steam friends list

it might just be me getting mission rewards. im having a much harder time buying anything from acquisitions.

pretty sure everyone trying to log in is like a DDoS attack

[aCidVicious]

Nguyên văn bởi Very Very Toxic:

get a job
get a romantic partner
get a different hobby
buy a different game

i can't wait to play Helldivers 2 again :)

Yes, what good advice, if you're having trouble getting into the game: try getting into other situations that people endlessly queue for with no hope.

Get a job, earn a living wage, find a romantic partner, be loved and appreciated for who you really are, afford a home with a typical salary, build a colony on mars, replace your eyes with robot eyes, empirically prove the existence of God, become a professional athlete, and find Very Very Toxic's penis without a microscope. Then come back and use in-game matchmaking successfully.