HELLDIVERS™ 2

HELLDIVERS™ 2

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Hagon Wyvon Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:25am
Slowest Eagle Enjoyer
Get real, Orbital stratagems are slow, useless, worthless, provides literal little to no meaningful firepower to our missions only except Gas Strike, Laser, and Railcannon. They also used the same lame voiceline as the ship's.

Eagles stratagems are on the entire different end of the spectrum, ♥♥♥♥♥ they even got Shredder wannabe stratagem. What's better? Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things about Eagle are better than Orbital. Orbital Gatling Burst and Airburst strike can't compare to Eagle's Cluster Bomb and Strafing Run, literal ♥♥♥♥ stratagems only meant to camp spawn instead of actually clearing creeps. Eagle Airstrike, Napalm and 500kg bomb are literally the only reliable bombing stratagem in the game, Orbital Barrages are literal trash, inaccurate af, cringely high ff. The only thing Orbital has an upper hand is the Railcannon besting the Eagle 110mm missiles pod, but then it's only that.

And the Automatons agree with me on this, they not only invest in a facility that blocks the stratagems but also a facility that blocks only Eagle stratagems. Eagle stratagems are so menacing and effective that the bots ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get a facility only to counter them.

And also one more point for the Eagles' voicelines, they can jokes, quite literally, hearing a "The Eagles never miss" after a 500kg bomb killed nothing is funny as hell.

TL,DR: mf Orbitals are trash, Eagles are only good stratagems.
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Fraktal Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:27am 
Airburst is better for bug breaches when they slowly spawn in waves, as the airburst fires in waves.
Hagon Wyvon Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:29am 
Originally posted by The Orange and Blue Ninja:
Airburst is better for bug breaches when they slowly spawn in waves, as the airburst fires in waves.
mfw it camp spawn, and what if that missed? well now u have to deal with a line of enemies chasing ur ass, and that Airbust fires in a circle area, and well oh well looks what's this, Eagles coming to save the day
Finally, I unlocked the half-tonne eagle strategem after running default and laser orbitals. it's refreshing to throw it and then have it hit almost instantly. The cooldown is also super fast.
Hagon Wyvon Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:34am 
Finally, I unlocked the half-tonne eagle strategem after running default and laser orbitals. it's refreshing to throw it and then have it hit almost instantly. The cooldown is also super fast.
I see, welcome to the club fellow diver of culture
Fraktal Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:38am 
I will say the eagle ship upgrades/modules are 10x better than the orbitals.
AgentFlea Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:40am 
Orbital speed wouldn't be such an issue if the strategems would at least track targets for a bit.

Or have a support weapon that "paints" a target for far more accurate shots
Hagon Wyvon Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:40am 
Originally posted by The Orange and Blue Ninja:
I will say the eagle ship upgrades/modules are 10x better than the orbitals.
ye I forgot ships upgrades literally eats up a ridiculous amount of common samples, absolute jokes, ships upgrades are my last upgrades, and their upgrades aren't even that impactful
CH13F Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:48am 
please call your eagle when 10chargers surrounds you. im sure it ll help. even SEAF arty is better than best eagle strat.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash clearing metas everywhere. game turned to whose pipi bigger contest.
suprise, your high kill count doesnt mean anything, you cant even clear that many trash without someone on the back dealing with elites at first place.

this s why we need more detailed after battle stats, who killed most armoreds, who healed and supplied most.
Last edited by CH13F; Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:51am
ImHelping Feb 18, 2024 @ 3:01am 
I am a freak that actually likes gatling barrage even though it can't even bust a nest you throw the beacon inside of.

Though it is actually better at mulching trash than airburst because it lasts longer right on top of a breach than airburst, and has one of the fastest cooldowns in the game at 80s. airburst still screws you over with a trash only attack with like, 120? If it was shorter I'd bring it more.

Eagles attacks are real cool, but it is a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shame that their "fire and forget" problems solvers the rocket and huge bomb are so jank in actually doing their job.

What is more frustrating, a mega radius orbital that hits ♥♥♥♥ all except maybe players? Or "totally auto aims at a big target honest" rockets that will usually even miss an enemy you immobilized with a stun orbit first, when slumming it on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EASY for a quick break.

Though a whole lot of strats in general show how lackluster they are at doing their job even in the preview videos. "Wow, walking barrage!" (is real good because it moves away from you so probably won't kill you) didn't even kill anything!" "Wow, eagle mega bomb dropped in that nest didn't break ANY nests1"
Last edited by ImHelping; Feb 18, 2024 @ 3:05am
Hagon Wyvon Feb 18, 2024 @ 3:51am 
Originally posted by CH13F:
please call your eagle when 10chargers surrounds you. im sure it ll help. even SEAF arty is better than best eagle strat.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash clearing metas everywhere. game turned to whose pipi bigger contest.
suprise, your high kill count doesnt mean anything, you cant even clear that many trash without someone on the back dealing with elites at first place.

this s why we need more detailed after battle stats, who killed most armoreds, who healed and supplied most.
mfw comparing a mini-nuke or artillery based explosive to a fighter carried explosive.

Yes pretty sure my 500kg and airstrike can deal with them, and even more of that is napalm fire damage can kill chargers too. SEAF arti is literal luck based stratagem if u ask me, sometime the game gives u no mininuke or explosive and force u to load some bs EMS, Smoke, Napalm in, which u say, "better than Eagle", yes, Eagle is more reliable when it comes to this.
trash clear meta my ass, I hope u get swarmed by ♥♥♥♥ loads of hunters and hive guards because u brought mostly Elite clearing strats, not to say the only real reliable CC thing in this game is offensive stratagems (mortars is placement based, not very reliable), THERE'S NO CC support weapon, and if u opted to get either Autocannon or Grenade launcher with something like Railcannon, 110mm missile pods, and maybe orbital laser, congrats, u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up because grenade's abysmal explosion radius won't save u from flying hunters approaching ur face to slash out ur neck, pathetic ammo pool won't let u clear out a swarm of bug breach. At times like these, u'd wish there's some miracle called trash clearing come to save ur mission.
Yes, coop with ur teammate to get their loadouts to trash clear for u, well well well look at that, game's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unstable atm, teammates dc left and right, people can't use quick match, guess u on ur own. And u also need mic coop to lower ur death rate whenever some one throw out a trash clearing strat when u near because they also thought u were trash too for not being able to clean ur ♥♥♥♥ and have them to follow u to clear up any trash for u to enjoy the fun of killing big targets.



Originally posted by ImHelping:
I am a freak that actually likes gatling barrage even though it can't even bust a nest you throw the beacon inside of.

Though it is actually better at mulching trash than airburst because it lasts longer right on top of a breach than airburst, and has one of the fastest cooldowns in the game at 80s. airburst still screws you over with a trash only attack with like, 120? If it was shorter I'd bring it more.

Eagles attacks are real cool, but it is a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shame that their "fire and forget" problems solvers the rocket and huge bomb are so jank in actually doing their job.

What is more frustrating, a mega radius orbital that hits ♥♥♥♥ all except maybe players? Or "totally auto aims at a big target honest" rockets that will usually even miss an enemy you immobilized with a stun orbit first, when slumming it on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EASY for a quick break.

Though a whole lot of strats in general show how lackluster they are at doing their job even in the preview videos. "Wow, walking barrage!" (is real good because it moves away from you so probably won't kill you) didn't even kill anything!" "Wow, eagle mega bomb dropped in that nest didn't break ANY nests1"
well, looks at that thing inside ur pocket, IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GRENADE, JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ USE IT FOR NESTS. Only use stratagem for fast clearing like blitz missions or when they are spawning that u can't throw a nade in. ♥♥♥♥ u said about my 110mm missile pods not hitting targets? They do, if u are smart enough to not throw it at a RUNNING CHARGER U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GENIUS. And if u really know about the Real Life™ version of walking barrage, THAT'S NOT HOW U USE THEM, but ye, WALKING AWAY FROM MY INTENDED BOMBING AREA, u may say allign it so the barrage will walk across the swarm, ♥♥♥♥ that bs, we kite in circle, that walk will not kill ♥♥♥♥♥.

Well look genius, the Shredder wannabe isn't really designed for mass genocide, the helmet is for protecting brains, not ♥♥♥♥♥, u already know its kill radius is small af, why try to nest clear with that if u already know it u god blessed genius.
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Date Posted: Feb 18, 2024 @ 2:25am
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