Frozen Yogurt?

[ChefkochMarius]

Our Frozen Yogurt creations aren't just flavor explosions - they're the fuel for epic victories! One cup, and you're ready to fight your way to glorious democracy!

Brought to you by SUMY Corp.

(I didn't read the fine print while enlisting and now I'm a marketing ambassador, so I have to say this before every mission and wear blue armor.)

[kknd]

To be fair, the Helldiver contract has a clause saying if you read the entire thing it's a breach of contract. (With fatal consequences.) So I can understand why you didn't. The armor is a nice blue though.

[ChefkochMarius]

Conquer the taste of the universe with our Froyo! Every bite is like a little break from war - refreshing and incomparably delicious!

So there is no way out of this contract?

[⛧Vinn⛧]

i think you have to serve dairy products for the rest of your helldiving days. serving yoghurt while your comrades serve democracy

[kknd]

Originally posted by ChefkochMarius:

Conquer the taste of the universe with our Froyo! Every bite is like a little break from war - refreshing and incomparably delicious!

So there is no way out of this contract?

That'll depend on the contract you signed... I really hope it doesn't have an inheritance clause, or your family is gonna be rather upset on your death about it. (beyond the natural grief I mean.)

[ExecrabLe]

There might be, since this Froyo is spreading treacherous propoganda..

What coward wants a break from the glorius war for democracy?

[kknd]

Originally posted by ExecrabLe:

There might be, since this Froyo is spreading treacherous propoganda..

What coward wants a break from the glorius war for democracy?

If they're doing that, take it to your Democracy officer, Super Earth takes that kind of thing seriously. You know what they did to Seraph corp? No, because that's the level of 'oops' pulling that is.