[QUOTES] Your best fake AGS quotes

[Riitoken]

Arrowhead Gaming Studio (AGS)

Please post your best fake AGS quote based on your actual HD2 experiences so far. Follow the example below. Just quote a sentence or two (less is more), with the attribution "- AGS"
 
"We made this game very hard, and not fun. And we want you to love us for doing this to you." - AGS

[McFuzz]

It's not that hard.

[Riitoken]

Originally posted by McFuzz:

It's not that hard.

Agree. The lower levels are easy enough.

Now do a solo clean sweep on D4 or higher without dying once.

See the Midas video there if him dying many times while trying to solo clean sweep D5
https://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/discussions/0/6369856709166901730/

AGS is on record for wanting to deliver hard difficulty levels.

[Malidictus]

"Do you guys not have friends?"

"We've noticed that players were enjoying the Railgun. We've fixed this internally, it'll be in the next major patch."

[Riitoken]

Originally posted by Malidictus:

"Do you guys not have friends?"

"We've noticed that players were enjoying the Railgun. We've fixed this internally, it'll be in the next major patch."

I got here after the nerfing. Are you saying the Railgun was better than it is now?

[Malidictus]

Originally posted by Riitoken:

I got here after the nerfing. Are you saying the Railgun was better than it is now?

Well, I was joking, but yes - absolutely. The Railgun used to deal appreciable damage to Heavy Armour in safe mode. It could kill Chargers and hurt Bile Titans, plus its ammo capacity made it decent against Medium targets. It was potentially overpowered, but it struggled quite badly against the larger units (Bile Titans and Tanks, we didn't have Factory Striders back then).

However, the rest of our Anti-Tank options sucked ass, which left the Railgun as the only viable alternative. In typical Arrowhead fashion, their solution to having only one decent anti-tank weapon was to nerf that, ensuring we had 0 decent anti-tank weapons. It put the game in tailspin, forcing them to rapidly and dramatically buff anti-tank weapons, while nerfing Chargers and Bile Titans.

Hence my stand-by joke: Helldivers 2 was fun by mistake, and Arrowhead have been working diligently to fix that.

[Riitoken]

Originally posted by Malidictus:

Hence my stand-by joke: Helldivers 2 was fun by mistake, and Arrowhead have been working diligently to fix that.

Based on all I've experienced and read so far; your quote might actually be true.

[McFuzz]

Originally posted by Riitoken:

Originally posted by McFuzz:

It's not that hard.

Agree. The lower levels are easy enough.

Now do a solo clean sweep on D4 or higher without dying once.

See the Midas video there if him dying many times while trying to solo clean sweep D5
https://steamcommunity.com/app/553850/discussions/0/6369856709166901730/

AGS is on record for wanting to deliver hard difficulty levels.

ON D4 OR HIGHER LMAO?

That was an example of HARD?

AND YOU'RE TALKING SMACK TO ME???

Nah man you straight tripping

Skilliest issue skill issue thread right here lol

[Vinyltavia]

"Gameguard is there for you! In a world of PvE it's here to protect our assets! (Man continues to spam infinite grenades in the background and calls in infinite stratagems) "Be sure to report any cheaters to your nearest democracy officer today!"

[Riitoken]

Originally posted by Vinyltavia:

"Gameguard is there for you! In a world of PvE it's here to protect our assets! (Man continues to spam infinite grenades in the background and calls in infinite stratagems) "Be sure to report any cheaters to your nearest democracy officer today!"

What is the major downside for Gameguard? I don't have any experience with it.

[ObsidianKey]

"We just want to make fun games that people want to play - with Sony characteristics"

[ObsidianKey]

"We are looking for more innovative ways to bolster the playerbase numbers, so we've added a super credit farmer to the destroyers. Players may now stay idle and logged into the system to accumulate a small number of credits while they sleep or play non-early access games"

[Riitoken]

"We want the players to never feel safe. Bugs can blink in behind you anywhere anytime." - AGS

[2-1 your move kid]

"Every weapon is S tier, there are no bad weapons" - the guy who killed helldivers 2

[Riitoken]

"The bot missions (on Helldive difficulty) help the players embrace their inner loser." - AGS

[GHDW]

"Weapon balancing based on popular YouTube, TickTock, and spreadsheet data will be the key to our success."