Seriously.. the kids?

[Vinnie DAngelo]

There's literally no reward nor unique missions involving hospitals or the like with kids and you all are going there. Granted the mines are as useless, probably, as they come, but another strat is better over some fake kids with no unique playable missions.

[Forblaze]

♥♥♥♥ them kids

[Shmoogy]

we can call in the kids as a stratagem

[MagikarpMagi]

"Hey, the players keep not taking these cool AT mines we made. Maybe we should just give it to them?"
"Nah, that's dumb. We've just got to put them up against something worse."
"But what could be more useless than anti-tank mines in Helldivers 2?"
"Um... how about C H I L D R E N ?"

Somehow the kids are still getting picked first. Oof.

[Wakipai Pero #PLAYGG]

What if they unlocked the seaf squads

[Greb]

How do you think the sentry turrets are controlled? Remotely or via AI parameters?

Nah, there's a little kid in every turret aiming it and firing it.

Remember all the times you died to turret fire?

Yeah, me too.

Also why the hell are we even building hospitals on a world in Automaton space. Why are we even sending children there? Who signed that executive order? They're DUMB.

They want me to send aid, well I'm sending them hellbombs disguised as arcade machines that arm the bomb when they finish playing the games on it. For democracy. And self defence.

[Jevmen]

it aint about the reward, is about OUR FUTURE!

[MagikarpMagi]

Originally posted by Wakipai Pero #PLAYGG:

What if they unlocked the seaf squads

It's probably still a toss-up for which one is more useless. Do you mean a squad of the dudes we see laying around dead everywhere? Yeaaaaaaah... I dunno.

[LoboFH]

We are not saving the kids, all that’s there are the corpos who mere managing child slave labour for Super Earth

[Witness Me]

sounds like someone has forgotten what we are really fighting for: the people of this Managed Democracy*

*actual deployment of helldivers subject variety of factors, including but not limited to citizenship level, age, history of patriotism, dissonance, ext

[Corey Greyfox]

Super Earth denied my C-01 Permit so I figure I'll just grab one and extract it to my destroyer. I will teach it all kinds of useful things. Like how to shoot the enemies of Super Earth.

[Vinnie DAngelo]

LOL These comments are a surprise for sure. I like them.

[Miro]

ngl could get a new news segment to watch on the ship too, could be funny, if nothing else its a moral boost fr fr

[Snafu_77]

Everyone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about saving the kids is a ♥♥♥♥♥.

[Snafu_77]

Bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Scrub the sand outta there and shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and spill some oil. Damn cry babies.

[Dr. Dango]

In game mechanics vs in game lore.
In a game like this, there is nothing wrong with making the great lore choice.
Think of the propaganda victory, and posters!