Helldivers 2, deserters paradise

[Turbo Baconator]

Want teammates to desert you while being ambushed by 3 hulks? Want them to turn tail and leave you alone for a charger to chase you so you don't get time to kill it? Or how about the famous scenario when two teammates split from the squad and leave 10 minutes later because they expected you were going with them, even though they leave a platoon of enemies for you to battle and perpetually kill?

Look no further! This game has all the degenerates you will need to make sure you know just how unaware people can actually be!

[ObsidianKey]

Time to leave a review and a thumbs down where it matters. It'll only take 120 seconds.

[MrSoul]

Originally posted by ObsidianKey:

Time to leave a review and a thumbs down where it matters. It'll only take 120 seconds.

I mean, in the game's defence, more of an "us" problem and less of anything to do with software development.

[Altashi]

If they're randos, I would prefer if they desert me since they're more likely to be the ones to kill me if they stick around.

[ObsidianKey]

Originally posted by Mr.Soul:

Originally posted by ObsidianKey:

Time to leave a review and a thumbs down where it matters. It'll only take 120 seconds.

I mean, in the game's defence, more of an "us" problem and less of anything to do with software development.

It crashes often and the physics can be interesting.

I was just try'na be that greasy dude from lord of he rings, whispering vile nothings.

[Turbo Baconator]

Originally posted by Mr.Soul:

Originally posted by ObsidianKey:

Time to leave a review and a thumbs down where it matters. It'll only take 120 seconds.

I mean, in the game's defence, more of an "us" problem and less of anything to do with software development.

Absolutely, the game itself is awesome. Mechanics, movement, but ♥♥♥♥ me sideways I just saw the YT about how gamers are literally becoming less and less strategically versed, and it is definitely showing.

[Midas]

"I am a bot/bug technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

[ZTEQ]

Originally posted by Uncompassionate ♥♥♥♥♥♥:

Want teammates to desert you while being ambushed by 3 hulks? Want them to turn tail and leave you alone for a charger to chase you so you don't get time to kill it? Or how about the famous scenario when two teammates split from the squad and leave 10 minutes later because they expected you were going with them, even though they leave a platoon of enemies for you to battle and perpetually kill?

Look no further! This game has all the degenerates you will need to make sure you know just how unaware people can actually be!

I'm noticed the quality of random games has severely dropped in the last few weeks or so. As someone who almost primarily does public games with randoms (difficulty 7 mostly), it's getting to the point where I may just take a break for a bit.

People don't even seem to care about doing main objectives or actually completing the maps anymore, they just seem to be screwing around, going off solo and constantly dieing, just to repeat the process when spawned.

I join SoS games that are down to 2 reinforcements and they haven't done a single main objective or side objectives. If you just want to fight endless enemies why not just play solo? I really don't get the player base lately.

[Mosey]

I give you at least some credit, you wear your bad play right on your sleeve mate. I can guess why you have so many people leave your lobby.

I usually solo half the map by myself on suicide mode while the other 3 people derp around TKing each other constantly while fighting endless waves, which sounds exactly like you.

No offense intended, that's easily three quarters of the player base right there with you. It turns a 15 minute map into a 30 minute or 45 minute slog.

[adobo]

If you notice them running, run with them. Sounds like this is a "you" issue.

[1ostcat]

Use voice comms, or even text, to communicate your intended tactics and see who else is on board.

Most experienced players know that disengaging from overwhelming bot skirmishes is the best way to avoid running out of reinforcements. Lighter armor, stamina boosters, stealth ...stay quick and nimble.

I'll do my best to help a squadmate out of a jam, but if they just keep rushing headlong into an area with multiple hulks, or keep fighting wave after wave of drops over an already-completed objective area, I'm not going to burn through reinforcements for them.

[Schrödinger]

If somebody breaks away from a "squad" to get other things done i'd thank them.
If you haven't known already, how many enemies you kill at the result screen doesn't mean a thing in this game except those eradicate missions.

[SilentHero]

Originally posted by adobo:

If you notice them running, run with them. Sounds like this is a "you" issue.

An issue is something that has at least two sides, an idea that can be debated, for example: government spending, pollution from fossil fuels, bias in news coverage.

[GreyTheStinky]

You can always play another game

[Yaltiaj]

If someone refuses to disengage from an unnecessary fight that's obviously not going to end any time soon that's their own fault.

[_Mud$]

Yea, solo play is a problem. There are some beneficial things to break away from groups. Like lack of bot drops on objectives while solo.

But, honestly, alot of players do become more of a problem than the bugs/bots... and that is a bigger issue.