"Hold super earth"

[🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧]

Oh man Arrowhead has the opportunity of making this super earth's 9/11 by letting the illiuminates strike at earth while we're all partying

[2910k]

thats what im trying to tell everyone but they dont want to believe

[Flavalicious]

Step 1. Convince the players to unite to build a new super space station
Step 2. Notify them that they are in the final stages of construction
Step 3. Reward with Victory Day celebration, danging a free loadout as the reward for holding Super Earth (assumed auto completion)
Step 4. Sudden deep strike to Super Earth
Step 5. Super Earth Ravaged/Occupied
Step 6. New super station becomes the new seat of the Super Earth empire
Step 7. ???
Step 8. Profit

[TamTroll]

i don't want to be a conspiracy theorist... but the Helldivers war map website IS down... suspicious...

[Resk]

glad im not the only one who found that objective omnious as ♥♥♥♥

[🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧]

Originally posted by TamTroll:

i don't want to be a conspiracy theorist... but the Helldivers war map website IS down... suspicious...

It works if you launch it via Edge or Firefox, chrome has issues with cloudflare

[Greb]

We're going to fail this major order. My arms simply aren't big enough to hug an entire planet...

[🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧]

Originally posted by Greb:

We're going to fail this major order. My arms simply aren't big enough to hug an entire planet...

What if we all form a daisy chain around the earth and thus hugging it with *quick google search* 22,000,000 million Helldivers

[Greb]

Helldivers urgent deployment, Hellpod drop onto Super Earth and start hugging random citizens, at random, randomly! Until the quota has been met!

Hug Citizens for 24 hours: 0/10,000,000,000

[Satsujinki]

It feels like nothing happens yet? I mean there's nothing in south.

[🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧]

Originally posted by Satsujinki:

It feels like nothing happens yet? I mean there's nothing in south.

Well it's not the 26th of october across the whole planet yet, give it time

[TamTroll]

Originally posted by 🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧:

Originally posted by TamTroll:

i don't want to be a conspiracy theorist... but the Helldivers war map website IS down... suspicious...

It works if you launch it via Edge or Firefox, chrome has issues with cloudflare

nope, launching in firefox. i get like a split 1 second view of it, then the whole thing turns into a blank blue field.

Originally posted by 🚛 Akehiko ⬛️💀🟧:

Originally posted by Satsujinki:

It feels like nothing happens yet? I mean there's nothing in south.

Well it's not the 26th of october across the whole planet yet, give it time

Man i got D&D tommorow, i'm gunna miss the big event D: