To the "Chaos Divers"

[jimmijam]

♥♥♥♥ off stop joining games and killing me so I lose all my samples. Just because you hate this game doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else you actual infants.

[Nick Walker II]

Lol

[Prinny]

Acknowledging the existence of "Chaos Divers" is a thoughtcrime, Helldiver. Report to your Democracy Officer immediately.

[Mechaballe]

Originally posted by jimmijam:

♥♥♥♥ off stop joining games and killing me so I lose all my samples. Just because you hate this game doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else you actual infants.

Youre not my mom! I can do what I waunt! What evah!

(also Pilestedt said I could) :3

[jimmijam]

Originally posted by Helldivers™ 2:

Originally posted by jimmijam:

♥♥♥♥ off stop joining games and killing me so I lose all my samples. Just because you hate this game doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else you actual infants.

How do you lose your samples? Just get them back

they wait until the evac is landed and spray everyone down.

[Echo2Omega]

Originally posted by Mechaballe:

Originally posted by jimmijam:

♥♥♥♥ off stop joining games and killing me so I lose all my samples. Just because you hate this game doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else you actual infants.

Youre not my mom! I can do what I waunt! What evah!

(also Pilestedt said I could) :3

They also stated no greifing or ruining other players game experience. Its reportible and bannable.

[Mechaballe]

Originally posted by Echo2Omega:

Originally posted by Mechaballe:

Youre not my mom! I can do what I waunt! What evah!

(also Pilestedt said I could) :3

They also stated no greifing or ruining other players game experience. Its reportible and bannable.

Nah its fine. Only snoy-bois get banned. ;)

[Lord Rambo]

skill issue.

[LeftIsBest-James]

i'm here to shoot bots and bugs.
samples/SC is just a happy accident.

It must be a diff 1-6 thing. Everyone I met is pretty chill.

[Mechaballe]

Originally posted by LeftIsBest-James:

i'm here to shoot bots and bugs.
totally for realz accidentally killing team mates is just a happy accident.

It must be a diff 1-6 thing. Everyone I met is pretty chill.

+1 :3

[Echun]

Great work AH studio! Failing so hard, a faction was created in their own game world that hates the devs so much. The chaos divers feel justified on wreaking havoc on whoever is left.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[DaS]

I've been accused of being a chaos diver today, it's not true. I'm merely not sober. I'm not allowed to help plan sisters birthday party/gifts so wife n daughter are GONE. They think i'm bad at it...not true...I thought the 14 psi bidet was a GREAT idea last year.(my brother in law agrees, just not in front of her...which is fair)..there is absolutely nothing a good pressure wash won't fix....they forget, I coulda gone with sand blasting..pizza, beer, and toilet seats MY WAY. It's also Friday

[Mechaballe]

Originally posted by DaSkippa:

I've been accused of being a chaos diver, it's not true. I'm merely not sober. I'm not allowed to help plan sisters birthday party/gifts so wife n daughter are GONE they think i'm bad at it...I thought the 40 psi bidet was a GREAT idea last year.(my brother in law agrees, just not in front of her...which is fair)...pizza, beer, and toilet seats MY WAY.

Yes I too am drunk and also its my first day at work. Im totally not deliberately throwing sketchy cluster strikes. :3

[Faaxen]

Must be sad to waste your own time by joining a game just to get insta-kicked for obvious teamkilling or having to act nice for 20+ minutes just to mess up some random players you've never met sample runs.
What kind of resonnable time management way of thinking is this lmao?

Thank god school resumes soon, these kids need some hobbies.

[Echun]

Something evil's watching over you
Comin' from, Super Earth
And there's nothing you can do

Chaos divers! more than meets the eye!
Chaos divers! Heroes in disguise!

Chaos divers wage their battle to
Destroy the evil forces
Of Super Earth!

Chaos divers!
Chaos divers!

To stand divided, we will surely fall
Until our darkest hour
When the Chaos divers will save us all!

Chaos divers!
CHAOS DIVERS!!!

More than meets the eye!

[The Roach]

Originally posted by jimmijam:

♥♥♥♥ off stop joining games and killing me so I lose all my samples. Just because you hate this game doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else you actual infants.

No.