HELLDIVERS™ 2

HELLDIVERS™ 2

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Funky Koval Jul 8, 2024 @ 5:00am
150lvl Super Private - thank you for you service!
I just dived with a 150lvl super private. The guy was quet but polite. He said "hey there" and before I finished typing "howdy!" he single handendly accomplished first side objective. When I was struggling he told me "wait here kid". The bile titans never saw him coming. He made one puke on the another and then killed the other with orbital strike. I also witnessed the guy stunned 3 chargers with one stun nade and dropped 500kg on their asses. Not a single bullet wasted, not a single complaint about frame drops or freezes.

This was a walking, living democracy if I've ever saw one. All you whiners should be ashamed...

Thank you for you service brother! See you around!
Last edited by Funky Koval; Jul 8, 2024 @ 6:23am
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Sirre Jul 8, 2024 @ 5:12am 
And then you woke up? :D
Zaidah Jul 8, 2024 @ 5:16am 
I'm currently confused by your "orbital airstrike" :steammocking:

Nice to see some people aren't bitter and still enjoy the game after that much playtime !
azureskynumber5 Jul 8, 2024 @ 5:36am 
Originally posted by Zaidah:
I'm currently confused by your "orbital airstrike" :steammocking:

Nice to see some people aren't bitter and still enjoy the game after that much playtime !

Right here!
Funky Koval Jul 8, 2024 @ 6:26am 
Yeah other divers complain all the time. Meh. Stop wasting energy and enter the fight.


Ah, and the super private name was Snake Pliskeen. Could it be...?
horizonxael Jul 8, 2024 @ 7:16am 
stop writing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Funky Koval Jul 8, 2024 @ 7:20am 
or what? Guys like you are the reason God created middle finger.
Last edited by Funky Koval; Jul 8, 2024 @ 7:22am
Originally posted by Magnetic Man:
I just dived with a 150lvl super private. The guy was quet but polite. He said "hey there" and before I finished typing "howdy!" he single handendly accomplished first side objective. When I was struggling he told me "wait here kid". The bile titans never saw him coming. He made one puke on the another and then killed the other with orbital strike. I also witnessed the guy stunned 3 chargers with one stun nade and dropped 500kg on their asses. Not a single bullet wasted, not a single complaint about frame drops or freezes.

This was a walking, living democracy if I've ever saw one. All you whiners should be ashamed...

Thank you for you service brother! See you around!
You're bad
pseudo Jul 8, 2024 @ 7:23am 
and then the chargers clapped
Indy1944 Jul 8, 2024 @ 7:24am 
Originally posted by Magnetic Man:
I just dived with a 150lvl super private. The guy was quet but polite. He said "hey there" and before I finished typing "howdy!" he single handendly accomplished first side objective. When I was struggling he told me "wait here kid". The bile titans never saw him coming. He made one puke on the another and then killed the other with orbital strike. I also witnessed the guy stunned 3 chargers with one stun nade and dropped 500kg on their asses. Not a single bullet wasted, not a single complaint about frame drops or freezes.

This was a walking, living democracy if I've ever saw one. All you whiners should be ashamed...

Thank you for you service brother! See you around!
Made up story.
Vitus MM Jul 8, 2024 @ 9:36am 
Originally posted by Indy1944:
Originally posted by Magnetic Man:
I just dived with a 150lvl super private. The guy was quet but polite. He said "hey there" and before I finished typing "howdy!" he single handendly accomplished first side objective. When I was struggling he told me "wait here kid". The bile titans never saw him coming. He made one puke on the another and then killed the other with orbital strike. I also witnessed the guy stunned 3 chargers with one stun nade and dropped 500kg on their asses. Not a single bullet wasted, not a single complaint about frame drops or freezes.

This was a walking, living democracy if I've ever saw one. All you whiners should be ashamed...

Thank you for you service brother! See you around!
Made up story.

Even IF the story is made up, its good to see that some ppl try to be positive about their gaming experience with the game. Better than all the haters that for some reason cant leave OR enjoy the game.
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Date Posted: Jul 8, 2024 @ 5:00am
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