HELP NEEDED: FENRIR Under Attack! 13hrs!

[RunningBot]

We need divers!

[Van]

To arms, to arms!

[RunningBot]

I know you don't want to go. I don't want to go. FENRIR is the discarded bottle cap, into the freezer as you shut the door on your stupid upside-down fridge that broke your back before the second divorce broke everything.

It's mean, cold, and will hit you for no reason knowing that you can't hit back without going to jail. Only look up at the bright good times that came crashing down around you. But FENRIR needs you! For all the rotten, wonderful garbage of world it is, FENRIR NEEDS YOU! Do what you do. Dive! Helldivers, Dive!

[RunningBot]

You're not getting this one stupid polito rabble-rousers! Not this time! Quit your moaning and save a world! Big eyes should follow!

Take time out and PLAY THE GAME! Save FENRIR! Dive! Dive to play and have fun! dive to win! Dive!

[RunningBot]

Look at the options around my topic. Wouldn't you rather dive for a bit, play the game... save FENRIR! We are losing this world!

[RunningBot]

S.T.L.N.D.D.V.R.S

[Etalus]

If only we had the help of 170 more countries..

[RunningBot]

Originally posted by Brohoof:

If only we had the help of 170 more countries..

I'm not a politician like you 50hr officer training folks sir.
I only see a need sir.
Will you be diving sir?

[RunningBot]

Yup

[RunningBot]

Any Divers. We need you!

[RunningBot]

at least a few hundred of you just waiting to post a gotcha reply. Come down to the frozen wasteland and post a Gotcha Goodbye to the bugs!

[RunningBot]

PSA: Infinite bug fuel source! Let's dive so the future has cheap fuel forever into the future forever!

[RunningBot]

Less typing more diving!

[RunningBot]

I'm going to dive again and this is going to get lost to page 5 in 10 mins. I need help. Help me, fellow divers. You're my only hope.

[Sarilas]

I'm diving into the pool on the deck of my SES Dawn of Dawn, taking a mental health day.

[RunningBot]

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The last known transmission of non-mission/system critical communication from designated Helldiver, call sign: RunningBot, died in action on FENRIR III. Com transcript as follows. "Massive numbers needed. But--dzz-trak-shzzon. Those damn forums".
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