Mines or children... I am appalled.

[Kerry]

So this latest Major Order seems to be laughing at morality itself, making us choose between anti-tank mines or saving children's lives.

This is ridiculous, stupid, and pathetic. it's the kind of Major Order that validates those IRL who shriek "GUN-BASED VIDEO GAMES ARE EVIL AND CAUSE REAL-WORLD VIOLENCE! BAN ALL VIDEO GAMES WITH GUNS IMMEDIATELY!"

It is sadistic and cruel of the developers to force us to choose in this manner. Especially when the truth is, both of these are pathetically useless. Mines are rarely carried and will likely never be used by anyone who can actually carry them. Kids are just as useless in a firefight unless Super Earth has some rapid-growth tech we don't know about.

This boils down to being purely a morality-based decision. Neither will result in anything useful for the gameplay.

[DEMONDICE'S BIGGEST FAN]

worst bait i have ever seen please leave

[Kerry]

Originally posted by Uncle Freaky:

worst bait i have ever seen please leave

No bait here. I'm serious.

[President ☯Vibin☯]

tf is bro babbling about
>Buys game with political satire overtones
>Is shocked when game contains political satire overtones
either that or just looking so deep into it your spine's done a 180 and forced your head up your arse

[pazow269]

The first paragraph is somewhat fine but then it just gets more and more demented

[DEMONDICE'S BIGGEST FAN]

Originally posted by Kerry:

Originally posted by Uncle Freaky:

worst bait i have ever seen please leave

No bait here. I'm serious.

*burps* Okie Dokey! *chuckles and pats my round beer belly*

[Kerry]

Originally posted by President ☯Vibin☯:

tf is bro babbling about
>Buys game with political satire overtones
>Is shocked when game contains political satire overtones
either that or just looking so deep into it your spine's done a 180 and forced your head up your arse

Basic human morality does not qualify as political satire. Whether you have morals or not, does not depend on political affiliation.

This Major Order might count as terrorism though.

[Kerry]

Originally posted by pazow269:

The first paragraph is somewhat fine but then it just gets more and more demented

I did make edits.

[Kerry]

Originally posted by Uncle Freaky:

Originally posted by Kerry:

No bait here. I'm serious.

*burps* Okie Dokey! *chuckles and pats my round beer belly*

Now who's baiting trolls? You almost got me there.

[President ☯Vibin☯]

Originally posted by pazow269:

The first paragraph is somewhat fine but then it just gets more and more demented

aye, check this out.
1 "This is ridiculous, stupid, and pathetic. it's the kind of Major Order that validates those IRL [further dribbling]" - Bro living in 2009, debatably but not really.
2 "It is sadistic and cruel of the developers to force us to choose in this manner." - Nah, it fits entirely with the themes of the game + not really "forced"
3 "Especially when the truth is, both of these are pathetically useless" - One serves the story, the other serves practical combat use even if niche; niche is not equal to useless.
4 "This boils down to being purely a morality-based decision." - That's the point.
5 "Neither will result in anything useful for the gameplay." see 3.
Very cool how I refreshed and the "islamic state" part of that rambling was edited out too
adding 6 This literally just boils down to looking too deep into an otherwise surface-level part of the story. Nevermind the illuminate or Super Earth's 'democracy that isnt really a democracy', apparently this is the deepest thing in the game.

[Kerry]

Originally posted by President ☯Vibin☯:

Originally posted by pazow269:

The first paragraph is somewhat fine but then it just gets more and more demented

aye, check this out.
1 "This is ridiculous, stupid, and pathetic. it's the kind of Major Order that validates those IRL [further dribbling]" - Bro living in 2009, debatably but not really.
2 "It is sadistic and cruel of the developers to force us to choose in this manner." - Nah, it fits entirely with the themes of the game + not really "forced"
3 "Especially when the truth is, both of these are pathetically useless" - One serves the story, the other serves practical combat use even if niche; niche is not equal to useless.
4 "This boils down to being purely a morality-based decision." - That's the point.
5 "Neither will result in anything useful for the gameplay." see 3.
Very cool how I refreshed and the "islamic state" part of that rambling was edited out too
adding 6 This literally just boils down to looking too deep into an otherwise surface-level part of the story. Nevermind the illuminate or Super Earth's 'democracy that isnt really a democracy', apparently this is the deepest thing in the game.

Again, basic human morality does not qualify as political satire. Whether you have morals or not, does not depend on political affiliation. So your No. 2 is disproven right off the bat.

This is not politics-driven. It is morality driven. Therefore it does not fit with the theme of the game.

[President ☯Vibin☯]

Originally posted by Kerry:

Originally posted by President ☯Vibin☯:

aye, check this out.
1 "This is ridiculous, stupid, and pathetic. it's the kind of Major Order that validates those IRL [further dribbling]" - Bro living in 2009, debatably but not really.
2 "It is sadistic and cruel of the developers to force us to choose in this manner." - Nah, it fits entirely with the themes of the game + not really "forced"
3 "Especially when the truth is, both of these are pathetically useless" - One serves the story, the other serves practical combat use even if niche; niche is not equal to useless.
4 "This boils down to being purely a morality-based decision." - That's the point.
5 "Neither will result in anything useful for the gameplay." see 3.
Very cool how I refreshed and the "islamic state" part of that rambling was edited out.

Again, basic human morality does not qualify as political satire. Whether you have morals or not, does not depend on political affiliation.

This Major Order might count as terrorism though.

A: It does though
B: Political Satire is not limited to "affiliation"; personal or otherwise
C: ???
D: It sounds more like you personally have an issue with assumptions you've made based on a microscopic piece of the story, rather than you understand; the game, the game's story, the game's purpose, the story's purpose, and everything surrounding those listed. <3
In other news, I've been convinced! I'm pivoting from children to the anti-tank mines. Why? It's funny. It says nothing about the game, the story, me personally, nor the objective itself. It's a game with a dynamic story, and I'm now interested more than before to see what prioritizing the mines entails.

[DEMONDICE'S BIGGEST FAN]

the coward has trimmed the good parts and this no longer interests me

[pazow269]

The thing is that the mines will always come back, unlike the children

[President ☯Vibin☯]

Originally posted by Uncle Freaky:

the coward has trimmed the good parts and this no longer interests me

deranged babbling usually ends that way, if not it just leads to more deranged babbling.

[President ☯Vibin☯]

Originally posted by pazow269:

The thing is that the mines will always come back, unlike the children

fair point