turn strategems into stickies

[10000 Angry Bees]

I'm tired of watching strategem balls roll uphill or simply break-dance on a level surface until despawning. It's more tiring watching it happen multiple times in a row.

It was a cute idea to have physics on the beacons but it's not working as intended. It would be much better if they were stickies that would cling to whatever surface they touch first after being thrown.

[Oro]

It would be fine if it weren't totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random. 50% of the time I throw a sentry at my feet and it bounces off to Narnia or into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ravine where it can be of zero use, but the other half the time it plants like a sticky toy from one of those quarter gachapon machines.

[Insanitor]

No thanks! My friends and I have had the most hilarious accidents with Stratagem Granades deciding to bounce or roll. Skill Issue!

[10000 Angry Bees]

Originally posted by Insanitor:

No thanks! My friends and I have had the most hilarious accidents with Stratagem Granades deciding to bounce or roll. Skill Issue!

Yes, you and your friends do have a skill issues if you all can't get your call ins where they belong! How very self aware of you, little bro!
But this thread isn't about you sucking eggs at this game, it's about the game not working as intended. Thanks for your reply though.

Good luck with your skill issue!

[Anzaman]

"Having my sentry up here would give it nice visibility"

*proceeds to bounce like super ball all the way down*

"Aite, never mind."

[Insanitor]

Originally posted by Handsome Daddy:

Originally posted by Insanitor:

No thanks! My friends and I have had the most hilarious accidents with Stratagem Granades deciding to bounce or roll. Skill Issue!

Yes, you and your friends do have a skill issues if you all can't get your call ins where they belong! How very self aware of you, little bro!

Well, obviously, neither can you. Why else would you be in the forums crying about them making them sticky, so you can just throw them without thinking :)
Difference is, I just learn, improve, adapt and overcome it... You whine about wanting to make it easier :D

[10000 Angry Bees]

Originally posted by Insanitor:

Originally posted by Handsome Daddy:

Yes, you and your friends do have a skill issues if you all can't get your call ins where they belong! How very self aware of you, little bro!

Well, obviously, neither can you. Why else would you be in the forums crying about them making them sticky, so you can just throw them without thinking :)
Difference is, I just learn, improve, adapt and overcome it... You whine about wanting to make it easier :D

Reading comprehension is hard isn't It, little bro? It's okay. You still have time to educate yourself. Try Hooked On Phonics; that could help you. That's enough derailing my thread though. You're nothing but blocked to me LOL

[Insanitor]

Originally posted by Handsome Daddy:

Originally posted by Insanitor:

Well, obviously, neither can you. Why else would you be in the forums crying about them making them sticky, so you can just throw them without thinking :)
Difference is, I just learn, improve, adapt and overcome it... You whine about wanting to make it easier :D

Reading comprehension is hard isn't It? It's okay. You still have time to educate yourself. Try Hooked On Phonics; that could help you.

Looks like I struck a nerve 🤣
Learn to play, instead of demanding them make the game easier because you can't be bothered to improve and learn to use the systems :)

[Zergem]

As much as I would love my orbital strikes to stick to heavy bugs all the time, the randomness is perfectly entertaining.

[10000 Angry Bees]

Originally posted by Insanitor:

Originally posted by Handsome Daddy:

Reading comprehension is hard isn't It? It's okay. You still have time to educate yourself. Try Hooked On Phonics; that could help you.

nonsequitor nonsense

be gone, midwit.

[pseudo]

Wait they're not sticky? I've had them get stuck on bugs walking towards me when I throw them long distance.

[Insanitor]

Originally posted by Handsome Daddy:

Originally posted by Insanitor:

nonsequitor nonsense

be gone, midwit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by pseudo:

Wait they're not sticky? I've had them get stuck on bugs walking towards me when I throw them long distance.

They do stick, if you hit a Stickable surface. Or Non-armored part of an enemy.

OP have skill issues :)

[10000 Angry Bees]

Originally posted by Oro:

It would be fine if it weren't totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ random. 50% of the time I throw a sentry at my feet and it bounces off to Narnia or into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ravine where it can be of zero use, but the other half the time it plants like a sticky toy from one of those quarter gachapon machines.

Absolutely. Randomness is fine and fun, but it's not the type of random that's generating any fun. It's just not working as intended. The physics engine bugs out and sends the ball into orbit or the ball just rolls around with perpetual energy and never actually calling in the strat.

[MalickaKlit]

Yes its driving me crazy because of how random it can be. Id be ok with it if it was a mission modifier or something but not knowing if my ♥♥♥♥ is going to ping pong is really getting on my nerves.

[Anzaman]

Originally posted by Insanitor:

They do stick, if you hit a Stickable surface.

Considering that I've tested the same spot with both of my sentries, it's just random if they stick or not. There was nothing odd about the surface I planted them on.