HELLDIVERS™ 2

HELLDIVERS™ 2

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DredSilent Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:46am
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The REASONS we kick you.
Have you ever asked, WHY am I being kicked?

Disclaimer: These are general guidelines to help explain why a host might kick you, If you are tired of being kicked, then host the game yourself. A serious grinder/gamer will likely kick you for one of the below reasons, but that doesn't mean you can't play your own way, just likely not with that host. So again, host your own game.

Are YOU any of these?
  1. Sits and fights enemies: (drop-ships or breeches)?
  2. Doesn't click on the consoles to do objectives when standing right next to them?
  3. Doesn't have anything to destroy nests on a blitz mission? (Wastes Grenades)
  4. Doesn't have anything to destroy eggs on a clear eggs mission? (Wastes Grenades, no primary ammo)
  5. Kills teammates by placing stratagems haphazardly and pointlessly?
  6. Doesn't know how to dodge a charge?
  7. Shoots at enemies that aren't aggro'd from distance.
  8. Brings silly support stratagems to missions that they don't belong in?
  9. Doesn't collect samples or travel to p.o.i.'s?
  10. Calls in resupply on themselves nowhere near teammates?
  11. Places a Turret down and immediately stands in front of it dying to their own turret.
  12. Level less than 20 joins a 7-9 difficulty mission and does at least 1 of the above, no carries, do your part.
  13. Random groups just sometimes kick you because they have a buddy, or they are trolling, if you don't like it, host yourself.

This... This is why.

We do tell people in voice or chat to do or not to do certain things when they play with us. Even explain weak spots and strategies. However, 90% of those people don't listen, and continue to do one of the listed items, which then usually warrants the kick after the game.

When they do silly things like drop a stratagem on the group, bring mortars to a mission that requires traveling ~4km, etc, they get instant kicked. We are sweaty, 98% completion rate, no I don't care what your opinion is on us being elitist (we play to be efficient and effective), you play how you want to in your own game.

This is why the vast majority of you get kicked from games similar to ours (with 2-3 in group).

“If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.”

Managed Democracy
You have been MANAGED.


P.S. there is a secret message in this broadcast.
Last edited by DredSilent; Mar 5, 2024 @ 6:23am
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Daemon Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:48am 
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bro just play solo
Lord_Chencho Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:49am 
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Pretty easy for me.. the guy who kicks me the guy is added to the block list and peace on earth and glory in Heaven :-1
Many-Named Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:49am 
''We''? Is this some silly attempt to farm clown awards or did you just self appoint yourself?

Also, griefing has always been part of online gaming, are ''we'' gonna deny it or??

Get a grip man.
0121moho Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:50am 
jeez
DredSilent Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:55am 
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Originally posted by Daemon:
bro just play solo

There are plenty of people who are decent out there, however there are a vast majority more that play vastly above their capable difficulty level.
Aethrys Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:58am 
Last time I was kicked it was after hoofing it halfway across the map to recover two dropped sample cases with like 12 samples and complete artillery secondary objective by myself, then making it into extraction with under 10 seconds left.

No friendly fire, second highest kills.

I think some people think you need to be in fart sniffing range at all times and can't handle splitting off.
FsGoD Mar 4, 2024 @ 8:59am 
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Originally posted by DredSilent:
Have you ever asked, WHY am I being kicked?

Are YOU any of these?
  1. Sits and fights enemies: (drop-ships or breeches)?
  2. Doesn't click on the consoles to do objectives when standing right next to them?
  3. Doesn't have anything to destroy nests on a blitz mission?
  4. Doesn't have anything to destroy eggs on a clear eggs mission?
  5. Kills teammates by placing stratagems haphazardly and pointlessly?
  6. Doesn't know how to dodge a charge?
  7. Brings silly support stratagems to missions that they don't belong in?
  8. Doesn't collect samples or travel to p.o.i.'s?
  9. Calls in resupply on themselves nowhere near teammates?
  10. Level less than 20 joins a 7-9 difficulty mission and does at least 1 of the above, no carries, do your part.

This... This is why.

I usually gives randoms 1 game and kick in the ship, unless they are doing something above excessively then they GET da boot in game.

Managed Democracy
You have been MANAGED.


P.S. there is a secret message in this broadcast.
How "big" of you. The arbiter of game rules, must be a heck of a job managing all of us.
Cringe.
Redeyeflight Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:00am 
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Originally posted by DredSilent:
Have you ever asked, WHY am I being kicked?

Are YOU any of these?
  1. Sits and fights enemies: (drop-ships or breeches)?
  2. Doesn't click on the consoles to do objectives when standing right next to them?
  3. Doesn't have anything to destroy nests on a blitz mission?
  4. Doesn't have anything to destroy eggs on a clear eggs mission?
  5. Kills teammates by placing stratagems haphazardly and pointlessly?
  6. Doesn't know how to dodge a charge?
  7. Brings silly support stratagems to missions that they don't belong in?
  8. Doesn't collect samples or travel to p.o.i.'s?
  9. Calls in resupply on themselves nowhere near teammates?

This... This is why.

I usually gives randoms 1 game and kick in the ship, unless they are doing something above excessively then they GET da boot in game.

Managed Democracy
You have been MANAGED.


P.S. there is a secret message in this broadcast.
There is no we. You are alone.
  1. You may not be good enough to know this, but you can win the fight.
  2. Probably has a weapon that's better for covering the person using the console.
  3. Everyone has grenades.
  4. Again, everyone has grenades.
  5. Don't stand next to enemies. Don't stand next to call in beacons. Your problem.
  6. I doubt you have a 100% dodge rate.
  7. Because you are the arbiter of what belongs in someone else's kit? No.
  8. This one is just verbal diarrhea.
  9. Sucks when this happens, but not a reason to kick.

You are a terrible team member, and terrible at this game. Please block me.
capybaras are cool Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:00am 
op none of the people youve made this thread for will ever read your post so this is basically just a tantrum and im sure youre used to having them
fnLandShark Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:00am 
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>99 hours past 2 weeks

bro get a job
Touch Me Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:01am 
Sounds like you need to chill. It's a game not a job, you aren't being paid to win at this, and it doesn't have negative effects on your life should someone mess up or screw around. Personally as long as there is no constant TKing, or griefing then I don't kick. Mistakes happen, newer players happen, ♥♥♥♥ happens. It's not a ♥♥♥♥, don't take it so hard.
ACEsino Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:02am 
11. Anime related name
Last edited by ACEsino; Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:03am
Mother Heffer Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:02am 
Originally posted by DredSilent:
Have you ever asked, WHY am I being kicked?

Are YOU any of these?
  1. Sits and fights enemies: (drop-ships or breeches)?
  2. Doesn't click on the consoles to do objectives when standing right next to them?
  3. Doesn't have anything to destroy nests on a blitz mission?
  4. Doesn't have anything to destroy eggs on a clear eggs mission?
  5. Kills teammates by placing stratagems haphazardly and pointlessly?
  6. Doesn't know how to dodge a charge?
  7. Brings silly support stratagems to missions that they don't belong in?
  8. Doesn't collect samples or travel to p.o.i.'s?
  9. Calls in resupply on themselves nowhere near teammates?
  10. Level less than 20 joins a 7-9 difficulty mission and does at least 1 of the above, no carries, do your part.

This... This is why.

I usually gives randoms 1 game and kick in the ship, unless they are doing something above excessively then they GET da boot in game.

Managed Democracy
You have been MANAGED.


P.S. there is a secret message in this broadcast.




If I can find video evidence of someone being kicked for fun, will you give me $1000?
Originally posted by DredSilent:
Have you ever asked, WHY am I being kicked?

Are YOU any of these?
  1. Sits and fights enemies: (drop-ships or breeches)?
  2. Doesn't click on the consoles to do objectives when standing right next to them?
  3. Doesn't have anything to destroy nests on a blitz mission?
  4. Doesn't have anything to destroy eggs on a clear eggs mission?
  5. Kills teammates by placing stratagems haphazardly and pointlessly?
  6. Doesn't know how to dodge a charge?
  7. Brings silly support stratagems to missions that they don't belong in?
  8. Doesn't collect samples or travel to p.o.i.'s?
  9. Calls in resupply on themselves nowhere near teammates?
  10. Level less than 20 joins a 7-9 difficulty mission and does at least 1 of the above, no carries, do your part.

This... This is why.

I usually gives randoms 1 game and kick in the ship, unless they are doing something above excessively then they GET da boot in game.

Managed Democracy
You have been MANAGED.


P.S. there is a secret message in this broadcast.
bla bla bla dont have fun just win bla bla
Mini Mar 4, 2024 @ 9:03am 
Bro who is "we"? Get a hold of yourself.
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