Add religious representation NOW!!

[(Clever Name Here)]

Devs, please don't be jesters. Do what is right for the us religious folks. Do what is right for humanity. Please. Please do not leave us behind. Be good people like us. We want to kill these space bugs who we know are of by the devil!

[GONDAL]

The only religion we need here on SUPER EARTH is DEMOCRACY. Religion is an ancient fascist construct utilized by bot operatives to try and sow discord by confusing citizens' beliefs in what truly matters.

Rest assured, for the Ministry of Truth recognizes that FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY are our core tenets and most sacrosanct commandments. These values are all we need to live a successful and spiritually enlightened life.

Our afterlife is on the WALL OF HEROES in Prosperity City for dying a HERO in the war for LIBERATION against the vile bugs and bots!

Don't buy into any attempt by bot operatives to sow discord! Report divisive propaganda to your local democracy officer! Do your part! For SUPER EARTH!!!

[SievertChaser]

You are already wearing an Adam's Skull insignia, the emblem of immortality. What more do you need?

[Android Poetry]

Religious doesn't mean god-loving, loving Satan is also a religion. Those bugs are clearly sent down from heaven, that's why they flying, bugs are angels, burn them with hellfire, HELLdivers.

[SievertChaser]

Originally posted by Vogon Poetry:

loving Satan is also a religion

I think you forgot to ask the bulk of Satanists. They do the usual esoteric "we're not a religion, unlike you sheeple" thing some neo-pagans also love.

[BrowneHawk]

Pretty obvious the only religion that exist in Hell Divers universe is DEMOCRACY.

[AnimeIsForIncels]

Originally posted by SievertChaser:

Originally posted by Vogon Poetry:

loving Satan is also a religion

I think you forgot to ask the bulk of Satanists. They do the usual esoteric "we're not a religion, unlike you sheeple" thing some neo-pagans also love.

Most satanists are just edgy Atheist types that claim to worship satan to play the "equal representaion" game in US law. They just do it as a childish way to abuse the law and attack other religions.

[¤ OpN ¤]

Originally posted by Din Djarin (Mando):

Devs, please don't be jesters. Do what is right for the us religious folks. Do what is right for humanity. Please. Please do not leave us behind. Be good people like us. We want to kill these space bugs who we know are of by the devil!

Religion is a lie to sucker those with low IQ. Guess we know we're op falls

[Talia Sendua]

Originally posted by Din Djarin (Mando):

Devs, please don't be jesters. Do what is right for the us religious folks. Do what is right for humanity. Please. Please do not leave us behind. Be good people like us. We want to kill these space bugs who we know are of by the devil!

♥♥♥♥ off, no. This isn't the "The Bible"-Video game.

Kepp the "representation" BS out of this game. It is a satire game. We don't need political correctness here.

[¤ OpN ¤]

Originally posted by AnimeIsForIncels:

Originally posted by SievertChaser:

I think you forgot to ask the bulk of Satanists. They do the usual esoteric "we're not a religion, unlike you sheeple" thing some neo-pagans also love.

Most satanists are just edgy Atheist types that claim to worship satan to play the "equal representaion" game in US law. They just do it as a childish way to abuse the law and attack other religions.

So Christianity without the maga nuts. Got it, or maybe you don't have a clue what your talking about.

[Arjunta]

Originally posted by AnimeIsForIncels:

Most satanists are just edgy Atheist types that claim to worship satan to play the "equal representaion" game in US law. They just do it as a childish way to abuse the law and attack other religions.

So is it equal representation, abusing the law or attacking other religions? Just gonna take all the lanes.

[DUCKtor]

I want a Pastafarian cape!

[Mini]

...?

[Vespertellino]

gawd I'm so tired of blocking you clowns
It's not even funny

[Nexus]

im not sure whats better

the post itself or the amount of people failing to realize the clear parody of another post with the similar title of adding alphabet people representation.

kinda ironic given the game is inspired by starship troopers which itself was a parody/satire of which people didnt understand.

[Quiet]

give me a cape with a picture of jesus christ smoking a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blunt