HELLDIVERS™ 2

HELLDIVERS™ 2

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Madjar Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:01am
Total Bug Death
I'm calling for it
Kill bugs. Behead bugs. Roundhouse kick a Stalker into the concrete. Slam dunk a Hunter into a trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate into a Terminid's nest. Launch bugs into the sun. Stir fry bugs in a wok. Toss bugs into active tesla towers. Elbow drop onto a bug egg. Twist bug heads off. Report bugs to Super Earth Command. Crush bugs with a drop pod. spray bug planets with termicide. EAT a Charger in half. Exterminate bugs with right, right, down, right. Mandatory 500kgs for bile spewers.
That is all, thank you.
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You win the "most patriotic poster of the day" award.
Spyder Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:03am 
Who hurt you?
Madjar Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:24am 
Originally posted by Spyder:
Who hurt you?
The bugs
ṋBểx ☠ Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:26am 
Originally posted by Madjar:
Eat a Charger in half.
This one broke me lmao
Caolán_The_Wolf Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:27am 
based bug hater
Brigvs Maximvs Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:32am 
Democracy has landed.
UEE-Navy Mar 12, 2024 @ 3:03pm 
Calling down Chuck Norris!
Bill Waggoner Mar 12, 2024 @ 3:06pm 
Originally posted by Madjar:
I'm calling for it
Kill bugs. Behead bugs. Roundhouse kick a Stalker into the concrete. Slam dunk a Hunter into a trashcan. Crucify filthy bugs. Defecate into a Terminid's nest. Launch bugs into the sun. Stir fry bugs in a wok. Toss bugs into active tesla towers. Elbow drop onto a bug egg. Twist bug heads off. Report bugs to Super Earth Command. Crush bugs with a drop pod. spray bug planets with termicide. EAT a Charger in half. Exterminate bugs with right, right, down, right. Mandatory 500kgs for bile spewers.
That is all, thank you.

I am sorry sir, the NGO I am with believes we can have a conversation with the bugs and offer them a place among us. I will be part of an envoy that will depart at 18:45 SEEST with peace offerings and co-habitation proposals.

I will report on our findings when I return.
ACEsino Mar 12, 2024 @ 3:08pm 
Bugcels seething over divemaxxers
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Date Posted: Mar 12, 2024 @ 9:01am
Posts: 9