HELLDIVERS™ 2

HELLDIVERS™ 2

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Pense Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:47pm
Eighth-grader Syndrome
Why are you guys acting like you are some kind of hero ?? Where's stated that you are Super Earth savior ??

You think you are some kind of Rambo ?? maybe John Wick ?? MacGyver ?? An one man army ? What the ♥♥♥♥ HELLDIVERS !!

To start shooting everything that moves, everywhere, in the middle of enemies territory, willfully wasting stratagems on scouts and random enemies and even worse: letting them call REINFORCEMENTS. Are you dumb or stupid ??

Get your ♥♥♥♥ together, do your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ main objectives ASAP and get the ♥♥♥♥ out !!

Being from Super Earth does NOT make you a Super Human !!
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Modest Mauser Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:49pm 
I am the hero, OP. You guys are my supporting cast.
Wutever Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:51pm 
Yes. Helldivers literally think they are John Rambo Wick. They are hyper-patriotic idiots that have been brainwashed by propaganda and think they are the hottest ♥♥♥♥ in the galaxy.

This player behavior is literally lore-accurate.
Macdallan Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
Originally posted by Wutever:
Yes. Helldivers literally think they are John Rambo Wick. They are hyper-patriotic idiots that have been brainwashed by propaganda and think they are the hottest ♥♥♥♥ in the galaxy.

This player behavior is literally lore-accurate.

Hmm... you have a point there.
Doctor Zalgo Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
Originally posted by Wutever:
Yes. Helldivers literally think they are John Rambo Wick. They are hyper-patriotic idiots that have been brainwashed by propaganda and think they are the hottest ♥♥♥♥ in the galaxy.

This player behavior is literally lore-accurate.

If you've seen 'The Other Guys', they're the Rock and Samuel L Jackson from The Other Guys (especially the bit on top of the building).
Last edited by Doctor Zalgo; Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:54pm
Takise Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
Sir... to whom are these words... I eat barbed wire for breakfast and drink gasoline and piss napalm and ♥♥♥♥ lead...more respect my G :)
Kashra Fall Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:56pm 
Originally posted by Pense:
Why are you guys acting like you are some kind of hero ?? Where's stated that you are Super Earth savior ??

You think you are some kind of Rambo ?? maybe John Wick ?? MacGyver ?? An one man army ? What the ♥♥♥♥ HELLDIVERS !!

To start shooting everything that moves, everywhere, in the middle of enemies territory, willfully wasting stratagems on scouts and random enemies and even worse: letting them call REINFORCEMENTS. Are you dumb or stupid ??

Get your ♥♥♥♥ together, do your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ main objectives ASAP and get the ♥♥♥♥ out !!

Being from Super Earth does NOT make you a Super Human !!

I don't remember anywhere in my bootcamp that told me to "Stop shooting." Brasch was pretty clear in what I was to do. Shoot bugs and capture objective points. Call in stratagems to assist the process. I do as I'm told and Brasch told me that he'd not seen a soldier like me in a long time and I took that to heart. So I sacrifice my life for super earth! Not as a hero, but as a citizen!
Modest Mauser Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:57pm 
Originally posted by Takise:
Sir... to whom are these words... I eat barbed wire for breakfast and drink gasoline and piss napalm and ♥♥♥♥ lead...more respect my G :)
This guy understands how it works. Now let's go run at that bug nest, firing our guns and see what happens.
Takise Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:58pm 
Originally posted by Modest Mauser:
Originally posted by Takise:
Sir... to whom are these words... I eat barbed wire for breakfast and drink gasoline and piss napalm and ♥♥♥♥ lead...more respect my G :)
This guy understands how it works. Now let's go run at that bug nest, firing our guns and see what happens.

Thank You Sir.
gothicpando Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:59pm 
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McFuzz Mar 11, 2024 @ 4:59pm 
I join low level games with new players, I use the liberator so i don't beat their matches too easily, i exercise restraint when i could easily mow down all these enemies, just to give them an opportunity to shoot the bugs, I carry an ammopack to resupply them and I save them if they are in danger and I stim them when they need it.

I'm better than the main character.

I am literally Gandalf.
KageRo 911 Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:01pm 
Im just a modest Rambo, John Wick, MacGyver, an one man army, predator, ninja, Boba Fett - just All in one you know :praisesun:
And Fiftheen-grader Syndrome since HD1
Last edited by KageRo 911; Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:03pm
Jaasiel Mechadoor Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:02pm 
The game has stealth armor, Rambo it is
Modest Mauser Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:05pm 
If you're on my squad and pretty much spinning in circles with the flamethrower and not even coming close to explaining yourself, then, as the games hero, I will recommend you for some medals and ♥♥♥♥. That's the kind of out of the box thinking Hell Divers crave.
Takise Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:06pm 
Originally posted by KageRo 911:
Im just a modest Rambo, John Wick, MacGyver, an one man army, predator, ninja, Boba Fett - just All in one you know :praisesun:
And Fiftheen-grader Syndrome since HD1

Big respect Sir.
Im f better human in this game then in real life and Im so proud of me :)
Give me hug brothers.
Last edited by Takise; Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:10pm
KageRo 911 Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:08pm 
Originally posted by Takise:
Originally posted by KageRo 911:
Im just a modest Rambo, John Wick, MacGyver, an one man army, predator, ninja, Boba Fett - just All in one you know :praisesun:
And Fiftheen-grader Syndrome since HD1

Big respect Sir.
Im f better human in this game then in real life and Im so proud of me :)
Give me hug brothers.

Bro, then catch some ;)
Last edited by KageRo 911; Mar 11, 2024 @ 5:09pm
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