DRG Career

[loona]

I'd kill for a job like Deep Rock Galactic. As long as they got good wi-fi on the Rig, I'll happily Rock and Stone to the Bone.

[JeanneOskoure]

Wish granted.
You get killed by glyphids on your first day.

[gungadin22000]

Working for DRG, you have to literally PAY IN CASH for your own promotion. After you earn it through dedicated service.

DRG is a pyramid scheme.

[Meat Man (Alfons)]

'ate me bug
'ate me mission control
'ate the sticky goo
love me gun
love me lootbug
love me molly
simple as

[we go together]

Originally posted by gungadin22000:

Working for DRG, you have to literally PAY IN CASH for your own promotion. After you earn it through dedicated service.

DRG is a pyramid scheme.

sounds like leaf lover propaganda

[Dollop of Mayo]

Ugh, what a terrible nightmare! I dreamt I worked for a soulless mining corporation. Wait... ah crap.

[靐]

The guy: man, can't wait to work for DRG
Cave leech: bonjour

[Phytophyte]

Get some practice in, so you have something to put on your job application! Just head out the park, dig your hands into an anthill, pull out any rocks you find, and hold them over your head while shouting about how rich you are.

[loona]

ROCK AND STONE!

[Yellowbeard]

No...no you don't.

FFS...as if the time limit to get back to the pod and the whole 'slaughtering natives for resources' was not enough...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrip

[sam]

Originally posted by Yellowbeard:

No...no you don't.

FFS...as if the time limit to get back to the pod and the whole 'slaughtering natives for resources' was not enough...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrip

i <3 slaughtering natives and stealing their stuff

[SCamp]

You'll get good wifi. But the modem is 28k.

[Yellowbeard]

Originally posted by sam:

Originally posted by Yellowbeard:

No...no you don't.

FFS...as if the time limit to get back to the pod and the whole 'slaughtering natives for resources' was not enough...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrip

i <3 slaughtering natives and stealing their stuff

"Calm down there monkey boy." - Piccolo

[Necrius]

You could always go into real mining. Less giant bugs and more toxic gases, but still.

[Vissova]

If I worked for DRG it would have to be something inside the Space Rig like R&D because there's no way in hell I'm going into Hoxxes lmao
The dwarven species lives for the mines, it's their whole culture. DRG takes advantage of that because no other species is resilient/stupid enough to survive down there. I also don't want to deal with arachnophobic PTSD nightmares after retiring.

[loona]

Originally posted by Yellowbeard:

No...no you don't.

FFS...as if the time limit to get back to the pod and the whole 'slaughtering natives for resources' was not enough...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrip

ok elf